you might be a freeper if

[7th_Sephiroth]

If you belive Fox News is fair and balanced, you might be a freeper

If you think Geroge W Bush is actually articulate, you might be a freeper

if you have more guns than teeth, you might be a freeper

if your highest education level is the 5th grade, you might be a freeper

if you think a woman's right to choose is wrong, you might be a freeper

If you hate cats, you might be a freeper

feel free to add on

[Midlodemocrat]

1. If you just LOVE the death penalty.

for other people, of course.

[nashville_brook]

2. you are a toe-sucking agoraphobic

[billyskank]

3. If you post on Free Republic

and voted for George Bush, you might be a freeper?

[NoSheep]

18. nice avitar

[billyskank]

25. Thanks!

I was worried that when it was reduced to 48x48 it might no longer be recognisable, but it came out pretty nice...

[McKenzie]

4. if you are an obese hick with a taste for synthetic fibres

Bill Bryson said that though, not me.

[7th_Sephiroth]

5. few more

If the number on the side of your ford is higher than your S.A.T. score, you might be a freeper

If you think jerry fallwell is an actual man of god, you might be a freeper

if you just married your second cousin, and your family thinks nothing of it, you might be a freeper

[commander bunnypants]

6. or if your smell hound

has puppies in the tv room and you dont notice

You might be a freeper

CB

[NoSheep]

8. HAH!

[obietiger]

7. If you really believe

that Saddam Hussein was connected to 9-11, you might be a freeper

[VOX]

9. If your son is also your nephew...

You definitely are a freeper.

[NoSheep]

10. if you think gays are going to hell and aids is a curse from god

[commander bunnypants]

11. If your daughter prefers table dancing for family

instead of at the saloon


You might be a freeper

CB

[BurtWorm]

12. You're repulsed by the idea of men touching each other...

unless you're spooning with the guys at a Civil War Battle re-creation.

[BurtWorm]

17. You're repulsed by the idea of men touching each other...

but you get a woody whenever you think about Bill Clinton--which is A LOT!!

[RawMaterials]

13. your might be a freeper if

you watch nascar, and enjoy it.
you think a mullets a popular hair cut.
you live 1 hour away from work, but you drive and escalade.

[commander bunnypants]

14. you might be a freeper if

you use your outhouse as a smokehouse for your roadkill you just picked up


CB

[johnnie]

15. You might be a freeper if...

You have an alter set up in your living room with a box containing a Chicken McNugget because it happens to look like St Francis of Xavier...you might be a freeper.

[DS1]

16. switch are for might be

[jdots]

19. still more ( and it ain't pretty )

If you whip your kids with a belt if they don't attend the book burning and pork rind fest .
If you hate the jew commie A.C.L.U. and go faggit bashing with your drunken ignorant inbread mob of closet queen sub human
maggots.
If you put a bush sign one your car a week after he stole this election and think a few ribbons will keep you safe from loosing your job at the circle K.
If you watch fox news,listen to hate radio and Johny Mullet and the line dancing 2 step Klansmen.
i feel better now,thanks......

[Endangered Specie]

20. You feel patriotic pride when you hear the Horst Wessel playing

[Brewman_Jax]

21. You have cars in your front yard...

that don't start, you might be a freeper. :crazy:

[pleiku52cab]

22. Lay off the 'bubba' - 'redneck' comparisons please

this is supposed to be about freepers, not about we southerners. If you think its easy being a democrat in a county represented by Kathleen Harris (Sarasota Co. Fl.) give it a try sometimes. I don't mind being called a redneck, but cuzin, if you gonna be callin me som dam freeper guess I'll jus have to go get me one of my 100 weepons out an shoot ur beegetged arse.

[commander bunnypants]

26. weze jes messin with ya

I live in the south too.. join in the fun

:)

CB

[CarbonDate]

23. If you "hate everybody equally"....

...you're probably a freeper.

[AllegroRondo]

24. If you think "supporting the war"

means putting a ribbon on your car, but not enlisting to fight it.

[BurtWorm]

27. You laugh at the death of Iraqi infants but weep at the sight of a burning

flag.

[Brewman_Jax]

28. You might be a freeper if...

...you complain about how those immigrants on welfare are using up your tax money, but don't mind that Ken Lay got away with billions, some of which was taxpayers' money.

...you homeschool your kids to keep them away from those liberal teachers; then you say how grateful you are for unemployment checks since you got laid off.

...you voted for Bush* because he let you keep your guns and stop the "gay agenda," but then you complain about how your health care insurance payments keep going up.

(based on statements from real freepers.)

[BurtWorm]

29. You say you love freedom but you hate blue-staters for their freedom.