Hey fuck-ass, gimme a beer.

[redqueen]

:beer:

[Worst Username Ever]

1. yes maa'am

:beer:

[redqueen]

4. !

I like you. :D

[Worst Username Ever]

8. .

:loveya:

[redqueen]

23. No, more like

:spank:

GET IT STRAIGHT!

[Worst Username Ever]

46. Redqueen, you have such a kinky side.

[redqueen]

50. Little bit...

yeah.

[rkc3]

2. Actually it's ass-fuck. What's your poison?

[redqueen]

5. No, it's fuckass.

I changed my mind... I want vodka.

[rkc3]

16. With or without Red Bull?

[redqueen]

19. Without... I think...

How does it taste with?

[rkc3]

30. It's Red Bull, so it tastes like shit, but it'll get your

hackles all revved up.

[redqueen]

35. As long as it's not fruity.

I'm not in the mood for that fru fru shit.

[rkc3]

36. Not fruity - more like NyQuilly with the opposite effect.

You know, no chalk lines around your body when you wake up.

[redqueen]

39. But I do love

that giant freakin Q!

[rkc3]

41. You'd like cocaine in a can even more - that's why there's a cooler

of it here at the office.

[redqueen]

51. Can I work with you?

:D

[rkc3]

56. Come on over - we're at the Land of Misfit Employees.

[Kikosexy2]

3. Fuck you...

get your own and while you're up get me one dammit Janet!

[redqueen]

7. Hahahahaha

Make me! :P

(nice rocky reference :))

[Kikosexy2]

24. Well..

bend over so I can fist ya' up your bloody arse! Where's the Crisco oil? Now that will cost you a Corona beer and make it snappy! I'm parched!

[redqueen]

28. Stop confusing me with yer mom...

I've told you I'm not going to play those games with you!

WHERE'S MY BEER?

[Kikosexy2]

42. It's in the fridge...

where Tom Ridge is be-headed and stashed! the rest of him is in the Euphrates with a dildo up his ass!

[redqueen]

47. Well don't just sit there

Just pour the drink, you fairy fuck.

[Kikosexy2]

55. That kinda...

wish will not be granted--signed the Fairy Fuck. For that you shall get the "water-sports" treatment. First you must get in your tub--it's almost like getting doused with beer--but warmer. hhehehehe!

[redqueen]

57. Oh nuh uh

Only certain special people get to give me the water sports treatment. And you ain't him! :P

[ET Awful]

6. Did you just call me fuck-ass?

Was that from Donnie Darko? I forget, I know it was from a movie, but I can't remember which one.

[redqueen]

9. You are so right

It IS from a movie... but not Donnie Darko.

You answered, din'tcha?

[ET Awful]

22. I was close . . .

From Donnie Darko:

Donnie: You are such a fuckass!
Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuckass?! You can go suck a fuck!
Donnie: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?!

So, while I wasn't dead-on balls accurate, the term "fuckass" was used, so I deserve partial credit :)

[redqueen]

25. Yes, you do...

But no spanks for you!

[ET Awful]

29. That's alright, I'll settle for a strange request

[redqueen]

34. I love it!

This place is so great. :D

[ET Awful]

37. I figured you'd be one of those that would appreciate it :)

:evilgrin:

[guitar man]

45. ROFLMGDAO!!!!!!!!

....at that cartoon. That is too hilarious!

[short bus president]

10. Are you just TRYING to turn me on?

:P

:toast:

[redqueen]

11. Eet's vaht I leev for,

Dahleenk.

[short bus president]

20. Did you just

Natasha Badinoff at me? <swoon>

[redqueen]

38. Yes, Dahleenk.

I'm so glahd you like eet.

[short bus president]

40. Sweet jeebus...

don't even get me started on liking to eat. 'Taint no way we can get away with that discussion without working "blue."

;-)

[Wapsie B]

12. God what a lip on that bitch.

Drinking already? Me too.

:beer:

Day off for me.

[redqueen]

15. No

But OH how I wish I could be.

:cry:

[Wapsie B]

27. Have one on me later.

Here's to you redqueen.

:toast:

Hope your Friday is at least tolerable. At least it's not Monday. :)

[redqueen]

53. It's so not.

But as you said, at least it's not Monday. :D

[Dr.Phool]

13. Best idea I've heard all day.

Screw this place! I'm going to the bar!

[redqueen]

17. Have one for me!

:toast:

[the Princess]

14. Now you're just flirting with me

*wink*

[redqueen]

21. I am

going NUTS over here.

[the Princess]

32. I understand

Offering my condolences to the Queen. It won't be too much longer.

Pervert.

[da_chimperor]

18. Yeay, a sex thread!

You did you 'ass' and 'fuck' in the same sentence. :spank:

[redqueen]

31. No it's not

It's a bitchy thread.

But I like the way you think!

:spank:

[underpants]

26. A few more and we can get that phrase turned around

:bounce::evilgrin:

[redqueen]

33. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

YES! EXACTLY!!!!

:evilgrin:

[rbnyc]

43. woah!

You just surprised the fuck out of me!!

[redqueen]

49. hehehehe

It's from one of my favorite movies. I have to watch it again tonight, now.

[rbnyc]

52. hmmmm

not ringing a bell.

[pk_du]

58. ".....I killed your cat you druggy bitch!"

:beer:
:toast:

[redqueen]

59. YAAAAAAAAAY!

You get a spanking!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[the Princess]

44. Hey Lady................

You kiss your mother with that mouth??????

(sorry I reverted to my Jersey girl persona) LOL

[ohiosmith]

48. Try paying your fucking tab. And it's Mr. Fuck-Ass to you!

[redqueen]

54. FUCK. ASS.

!!!!