SHIT!!! I Am TOTALLY Screwed For XMAS!!!

[matcom]

bought a brand new Lexus for the Mrs but CAN'T FIND A DAMNED HUGE RED BOW ANYWHERE?

*sigh*. guess i'll take it back and get her some slippers

[unblock]

1. trade it in for a mini

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. The best layed plans of mice and men...

and all that.

Don't give it without the bow. That would be so insensitive, and we all know what a shy, sensitive creature you are. :D

[meegbear]

3. Besides, how yah gonna park it in the living room ...

give her someone women really want, like a turban or banjo lessons.

[russian33]

4. I'm sure they have one of them Oscar Award red carpets

you can make it into a bow, a bit heavy though...Ask the academy

[Sanity Claws]

5. Magic Marker to the rescue

Just get a magic marker and draw a great big bow on the car. The great part of a magic marker is that it's PERMANENT.
No need to thank me.

[BurtWorm]

6. How does someone who spends half his life on DU become able to afford a

Lexus? :insert hopeful looking smiley:

[LisaLynne]

11. Aren't you getting those ...

kickbacks for every post made?

[Straight Shooter]

7. Tie a large red bow around your you-know-what and get in the back seat

NOW what's your excuse?

:evilgrin:

[NoSheep]

8. are you bragging? serious?

[Wonk]

10. consider the source, nt

[Scooter24]

9. you could

just lay naked across the hood when she walks into the garage and have a few bows strategically placed on your body.

Do you think she will even notice you? :D

[Fenris]

12. RED THONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[johnnie]

13. Yeah well...

I was going to take my wife to Europe and invite her whole family and surprise her by asking her to marry me....again.

But, I have never been married, so that blows that plan.

[underpants]

14. Me too-I just got her some bows

[matcom]

16. NICE!!

do those come in a men's 13?

[Zuni]

15. You should get her a toilet brush instead

she might need one?

[Deja Q]

17. I'm going to ask my b/f to wrap my package.

That way he won't be shocked on Xmas morning! :evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. Those bows never tie right anyway. Get her a diamond, because only then

will she truly love you. ;)

[matcom]

19. nothing quite says Christmas like

African death

[DrZeeLit]

20. Just one word for you, buddy: JoAnn's Fabric and Craft Store...

Perhaps a few yards of red cotton?
You can get it cheap -- maybe even 99 cents a yard.

But then...

Slippers are soooo nice.
Opt for Ugs and... VI-O-LA... you're a HERO!

[Occulus]

21. ok... THAT'S cute.

Wow. That is a REALLY cute photo.

[Kellanved]

22. No problem

http://mysticalley.com/berwick_ribbon_carbows.html

Shall I inform Mrs Matcom in advance (so that she can get the paperwork done?).

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

23. DOH!!

i mean, err ummmm

no need. thanks um....though. i'll um... tell her myself x(

BUT. i REALLY wanted to put it under the tree in the living room. AH HAH! i know ANOTHER dilemma! SHOOT!

got any suggestions for THAT?

[name not needed]

25. Dynamite. And lots of it.

[Kellanved]

24. consult your architect

Show him a few Vega$ episodes. This may be your only chance to get the drive-in living room every man dreams of having.

Edit: was intended as a reply to #23 x(

[SoCalDem]

26. Hie thee to a Michaels store

You can buy whatever length of red ribbon, and they have HUUUUUGE red bows..

[patdem]

27. I have SOLVED your problem...get her a matchbox Lexus...viola!!!

a tiny bow and your problems are solved...both the cash problem and the ribbon problem!! I love that us Democrats are brilliant!!!