MrScorpio's Blue Lizard Bar and Grill is open for Biz-Ness

[MrScorpio]

Come on in!

[joeybee12]

1. Is this a sports bar?

You better say no, or else we'll start a Barry Bonds flame war!

[MrScorpio]

5. I'm playing videos on the TVs tonite

Only food and drink in this joint

[joeybee12]

15. Goodie! Let's go retro with 80's videos--worst period of music EVER!

That way we'llbe sure to get drunk!

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Heyhey Mr. Scorp!

How's it goin?
I'd dearly love a Martini- extra dry, shaken not stirred.

[MrScorpio]

12. That gent over there is having the same thing

Here are your vitamins:

[EstimatedProphet]

20. YUMMY!

An extra olive too...awww

[the Princess]

3. How bout a shot of tequila

Before I get me a little "slap and tickle" from the Mr. :)

Nice to see ya Scorpio King. :)

[MrScorpio]

14. I shot the Princess...

With my love gun

[Hillaryin08]

4. Hpnotiq on the rocks

licked with a twist:headbang:
my dear man

[MrScorpio]

16. Just as you like it

[ohiosmith]

6. Do you know how long I've been standing out side? Oh well, how

about a Grey Goose martini up with an olive?

[MrScorpio]

21. Of course

Here you go

[ohiosmith]

30. Thanks, keep the change, leave the bottle.

[JohnKleeb]

7. Can I have the veal and potatoes with something Ukrainian?

[MrScorpio]

25. Here you go, Kid

And a Ukrainian Coke

[JohnKleeb]

26. excellent

Yeah best I don't drink, mmmmmm Ukrainian.

[livinbella]

8. What a nice place you have here, may I buy you one?

you look thirsty as all get out

[MrScorpio]

27. I'll take a Bailey's Irish Creme

It's good and Democratic!

Choose the Blue, Baby!
http://www.choosetheblue.com/main.php?backlevel=002..001Choose%20The%20Blue.002Groceries&prodcat=Beer%2FWine%2FLiquor

[Guaranteed]

9. Wow! That's NICE, my friend.

Nice place....might just spend a little time here.

[Sabriel]

10. I had a shit week

Pitchers of Kamikazies for everyone! I'm buying.

[MrScorpio]

31. Bonzai, Baby!

[JimmyJazz]

11. I've been waiting for you, dear! --- jeez it's 7:02

and I need something to go with my pizza:


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2784191#2784220

[MrScorpio]

32. These bottles are reserved for you

[name not needed]

34. Is that Sammy Hagar?

I never knew he smoked crack.

[JimmyJazz]

43. I don't care what he smokes - he make one hellavu

good tequila!

[JimmyJazz]

44. You gonna buy me one for real on the 20th?

:P

[MrScorpio]

48. Why the fuck not?

Let's party!

[Renew Deal]

13. Oh yeah. I'll take a large Bud Light draft and a shot of Jager

:beer:

[MrScorpio]

33. Of course you will

Tip Heidi well, Will ya

[Renew Deal]

37. Thanks

:beer::beer:

[lumberingbear]

17. "I only drink moderately....

as a matter of fact I have a case of Moderately in the car!" Dean Martin

[charlyvi]

18. One frozen Margarita, please.

Actually, one pitcher--I had a car accident today. With mozzarella sticks, please.

[MrScorpio]

35. This should numb the pain

and the cheese

The poppers are on me

[charlyvi]

40. Why, thank you, Mr. Scorpio...

You're one damn good barkeep! I'll tell my friends.

[short bus president]

19. I'd love some cabo,

but I'm very particular about the vessel from which I sip it.

If you're unable to find an appropriate vessel, though, I'd love a stubby bottle of Red Stripe. :9

[MrScorpio]

38. Let Sammy help you

[short bus president]

42. Sammy kinda creeps me out, but I understand

from a reliable source that his tequila is top-notch. I shall look forward to tasting it, with one tiny first sip.

Thanks for the lickah, too. ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

74. Does the appropriate vessel house one of these per chance?

[short bus president]

76. I'd hafta say

that finding one of those dangling in the sipping vessel would put an immediate halt to any other danglings that happened to be going on nearby.

;-)

[JimmyJazz]

77. You can stop winking - I think people know what we're talking about

;)

[short bus president]

78. Nah.

Most of these people have no "thingdar" to speak of. We're under everyone's radar screen. Most everyone's.

[JimmyJazz]

79. keep telling yourself that, darling.

[lumberingbear]

22. An unmanly glass of white wine please.

:party:

[MrScorpio]

39. Drink deep, Little puppy!

[Dying Eagle]

23. YES, I need this

Ok I NEED!!! a Captain and Coke and a shot...how about a Southern Snakebite!!!!

[MrScorpio]

47. It's small but it's there

[sundog]

24. We need to buy bella a round, she's having a rough day

[MrScorpio]

51. Mojito time for our Bella

[redqueen]

28. Vokda shots, please, Sir.

I'll start with 4.

[MrScorpio]

50. Absolut-ly

[redqueen]

59. Thanks, keep the change...

Oh hell... you might as well just leave the bottle. Can we settle up at the end of the night?

[meganmonkey]

29. Grey Goose and some raspberry flavored fizzy water

Yum!

[MrScorpio]

52. Daddy Like!

[meganmonkey]

80. Hi Daddy!

;)

Pour me another!

btw, i'm a scorpio too. we must be related.

[bicentennial_baby]

36. Well hello there

I'll let you decide what to give me, 'k? :evilgrin:

[belladonna]

53. I've got a special drink for you

But I can't tell you what it is without getting this thread locked :evilgrin:

[bicentennial_baby]

57. I bet you do

so bad... :evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

55. I'm breaking out the good stuff for you, Honey Pants

THE Chivas

[bicentennial_baby]

60. You're so sweet

I promise I'll make it up to you...count on it. ;-)

[belladonna]

41. Just give me some salt and a lime

Stick a funnel in my mouth and keep on pouring :crazy:

[Radical Activist]

54. Oh yeah, I'll stick

something in your...oh wait...wrong forum. It looks like we have the dirty dozen crew here. Fun.

[belladonna]

56. Such a bad bad boy

You're gonna pay for that later :spank:

Looking forward to it yet? :evilgrin:

[bicentennial_baby]

61. Present and accounted for!

Dirty? Moi? no, never... :evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

58. No Prob, Sweet Cheeks

[belladonna]

63. No funnel?

But... but I need the funnel tonight!! What kind of bartender are you anyway? :cry:

[MrScorpio]

65. I got your funnel right cher', Baby

It's in the back

[belladonna]

73. In the back?

So, ummm... wanna take me back there and show it to me? :D

[MrScorpio]

75. You know when and where

And I do mean "in the back"

[Radical Activist]

45. Do you have a wide beer selection?

fat tire would be nice.
I like the skimpy outfits the waitresses wear.

[MrScorpio]

62. Yes we do!

[Radical Activist]

70. woohoo!

my favorite!

[MrSlayer]

46. I'll have a Molson and 3 foot bong of Jack Herer my good man.

Where's the jukebox?

[MrScorpio]

64. Jack just made a delivery

It's in the back

The Fine Canadian

The Tunage

[MrSlayer]

66. Wicked, thanks.

:Plays Dazed and Confused on the Juke:

[Left Is Write]

49. I'd like a dry Grey Goose martini, as cold as you can make it.

What do you have for appetizers?

[MrScorpio]

67. Here's your drink - and we have anything you want

[Guaranteed]

68. BURP!

"I put a spell on you....cuuzzz yer miiiine...."

YEAH! Go John!

[bigwillq]

69. Can I have a Heineken please?

Could I also order a Bacon Double Cheeseburger and fries?

[MrScorpio]

71. Sho Nuff!

[bigwillq]

72. Wow, what quick service!

Thanks! The burger looks yummy and the beer is ice cold.

Now, you just made my day!:hi:

[kittycat1164]

81. would you happen to have mondoro? I need one tonight!