I've become repulsive.....I am alone.

[short bus president]

Is it the stink lines? The flies? Nobody wants to be near me.

:-(

[JimmyJazz]

1. maybe it's because people equate you with Oscar the Grouch?

:shrug:

Oh, and your feet stink.

[short bus president]

2. You said you wouldn't tell anyone!

And people used to associate me with the little yellow bus, back in the day. I should shrink that and use it for an avatar. Or possible a red stripe bottle if I can get one of those in an avatar image size. :D

[JimmyJazz]

4. Red stripe? And here I was trying to covert you to caboism.

Silly me.

[short bus president]

7. Maybe I should just come up with

a tropical beverage themed avatar...

I could try to find some Carib, and some sugarcane rum, and some ponche cuba.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... ponche cuba...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

27. you mean like this one?

feel free to grab it!

and drink it down!

man, I love me some red stripe!

[SarahB]

5. Oscar rules!

I just bought an Oscar t-shirt that says "Have a rotten day" (for $2.48 no less at Target). It looks nice, but people leave me the f*ck alone at the same time! :P

[JimmyJazz]

6. Shh! I know that - I'm just saying

he runs around with an avatar of a dirty green dude in a trash can - I mean, really love, what does that say about a person?

[SarahB]

10. I think it says

I'm proud to be an anti-social curmudgeon! :D

[JimmyJazz]

14. I think it says: I need someone to wash me behind my ears!

:7

[short bus president]

15. Close, sweetie.

I need someone to wash BETWEEN my ears. ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

18. Hey buttfez - I'll let you know where you need to be washed -

m'kay? And, I'd still start with the feet if I were you.

[short bus president]

21. Hey!

I'm not a stinky hippie anymore! These feet are CLEAN!

[JimmyJazz]

24. I can smell them from here, dude!

[short bus president]

11. dirty?

green?

4.5?


:D

[JimmyJazz]

13. Hey! I wash!

yes and yes

any other questions?

[short bus president]

20. Lots!

But none of 'em G-rated enough for the Lounge. ;-)

[short bus president]

9. Sweet! I keep an eye out

for Oscar boxers, but I haven't ever found a pair.

[SarahB]

17. I will.

There must be some. I once bought a pair of Elmo boxers several years ago. (In an adult size no less. :D)

[cavanaghjam]

3. This too shall pass nt.

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. It was....

the pizza paddle thing. :P :hi:

[short bus president]

12. you know you love

my wacky whacking ways, Miz G. ;-)

[FuzzySlippers]

16. Awwwww honey.....you don't really smell THAT bad....

over the internet at least. I imagine you smell REALLY REALLY bad in person, though.

[short bus president]

19. Heh.

What am I to make of this, coming as it does from someone with a foul green meanie in her avatar?

:P

[FuzzySlippers]

23. The Grinch is only temporary. I didn't like any of the cutesy

seasonal avatars. I saw Stangle in the other thread. Dang that boy is handsome.

[shesemsmom]

22. We've tried to love you

despite yourself

[fishnfla]

25. I know what it is

people are intimidated by your prowess with 20 questions. whats up with that?

(thats not one of the questionsBTW)

[FuzzySlippers]

26. Hey, what didja do? I'm not going to able to sleep until I find out.

[salin]

28. lounge stalking?

perhaps there would be more success with lounge stockings?

[Philostopher]

29. It's that damned scavering!

I mean, most of us can overlook a lot of stuff -- but scavering? C'mon, man!

[JimmyJazz]

30. Psst. Over here man... do you mind telling me...

What is "scavering?" I looked it up at dictionary.com, but they didn't know either. I was kinda hoping maybe you had an in(nnie)?

Just asking.

[Philostopher]

31. It's kind of like scavenging ...

only you have to be SBP and live in Chapel Hill to do it.

And yeah, I have an innie. For what it's worth.

[JimmyJazz]

32. M'kay. thanks for the insight. I promise not to tell anyone....

It will be our secret. Again, muchas gracias, senorita