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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 10:43 AM
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The Onion, another home run
The Iraq Terror Alert System

Moves from Green (No major attack planned on your house in next hour, chance of being burned alive or decapitated only 40 percent) to yellow (significant chance of seeing your children blown up in front of you) and on through some other ranges to Pink (Nuclear-Frustrated Americans Ending This Thing Once and For All) to some other shade of red (Paradise).

And Smirk's new social security plan, allowing workers to put portion of earnings on favorite football team.

And reasons Trump Casino went bankrupt. Among them, bad idea to put only pictures of Trump on slot machine reels. And "Although an expert at inheriting money, The Donald lacks making-money skills."

Best issue in a long time.

www.theonion.com
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 11:25 AM
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1. LOL
Though I like "The Apprentice" :)
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fluffernutter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 12:18 PM
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2. this is a good one-i love The Onion.
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