The Croaking Crone of all CAPTIONS!!

[skip fox]

Brit Hume is asking a question:

"Mr. President, isn't it true that the fact we have not yet found any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq does not even imply that Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction, or for that matter, that they might have them still, either well hidden or spirited away into Iran or, more likely, Syria, and if there were no such weapons, that doesn't mean that Saddam had no programs for WMDs or that he had not gathered scientists with the intention of creating such programs, which is all the same thing, and that there were a great many other good reasons to remove Saddam, who was a terror to his own people and a menace to his neighbors, and that these goals were all stated at the time, and besides, who would really want Saddam back in power . . .?"

W. says, "Gee, Brit, when you're right, you're really right!"."

Brit turns to camera:

"There you have it! When we come back . . . . North Korea. Stay with Fox, for fair and balanced reporting."

[Richardo]

1. "I seem to have crapped a FoxNews logo - want it?"

.

[Drifter]

2. That's gonna leave a mark ...

Ouch Babe.

Cheers
Drifter

[madmax]

3. His desk is devoid of papers, books, pads typical

desk top items. Pretty much confirms that this guy is NOBODY! Dick's desk on the other hand is piled to the rafters with manuals, memos, Haliburton contracts etc.

[RC]

6. Where is the desk chair?

What is that? A plywood prop?

[madmax]

7. I too noticed the chair was missing after I posted, lol.

The picture speaks volumes. 'There is no there.'

The empty suit of all captions :evilgrin:

[skip fox]

8. They were probably going for the "clean look" . . . W. so in control

of his world . . . etc. Thus, no papers, no chair. Just phone, flags, pictures, and flowers.

[Fridays Child]

16. As the desk goes...

...so goes the brain.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. "Yes Brit after the interview::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

you can kiss it in the oval office or Lincoln's bedroom, if you'll just make this Iraq thang go away!"

[Richardo]

5. "Why Brit you naughty boy - 'a glimpse of stocking' indeed!"

But heaven knows - anything goes!

[muriel_volestrangler]

9. "Brit, when I play footsie,

I usually wait till we're at a table"

[emad]

10. So Mr Prez, if this chair feels comfortable, how do you think

the electric one will feel?

[cosmicdot]

11. Hume: now, when I tap your foot once, it's the 'yes' answer ...

... we rehearsed ... twice, is the 'no' response ... got it now? OK, now, sit up straight so we can start again ...




I've wondered if Brit is akin to one of the Heritage Foundation's Trustees

William J. Hume, Heritage Trustee Since 1993
Chairman of the Board, Basic American Inc., San Francisco, California

Hume, the Chairman of the Board of Basic American Inc., a San Francisco-based international food service company, has been an active leader of business efforts to improve America’s educational system. Appointed by Gov. Pete Wilson to serve on the California State Board of Education, he has championed such education reforms as "school choice" and actively promoted economic literacy as the Chairman of the Foundation for Teaching Economics.

A former Chairman of the California Academy of Sciences, he also has served on the boards of the California Council on Economic Education and TEACH America, a Chicago-based organization that promotes school choice. He currently serves on the board of the Center for Education Reform, which also strongly promotes school choice.

http://www.heritage.org/About/Departments/trustees.cfm



I think he sits to the right of Holly Coors, Steve Forbes and Richard Mellon Scaife (also, trustees)

[Bossy Monkey]

15. OMYGOD, William Shatner and Kevin Tighe had a baby! (n/t)

[Richardo]

12. W: "So, Hume, how's your wife Jessica Tandy?"

"Dead? You too? I didn't even know y'all were sick."

[skip fox]

13. Come 'on, DU, just cause lunch is over . . .

don't mean we can doze all afternoon. Give us a little CAPTION!!

[PurityOfEssence]

14. Oral Sex now a White House tradition

iloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyou

[skip fox]

17. The world revolves and time shifts zone to zone.

As some DU'ers turn their minds to house and home;
Others fire their hard-drives, and minds alight,
Seek shift to ride swift CAPTION'S flight.

:bounce: