I think my mom is wasted at the gay bar and is never coming home.

[CalebHayes]

I'm so bored. she said she would be here at 11

[JohnKleeb]

1. I wish my mom could get wasted

:cry: wait no I don't.

[SmileyBoy]

2. Where did that come from all of a sudden??

:shrug:

[CalebHayes]

3. shes out with her ferinds.

[SmileyBoy]

4. I hope not at a gay bar.

[CanuckAmok]

6. all the hot chicks hang out at gay bars...

...so they don't get hit-on all night.

Plus the music is always far, far better.

[CalebHayes]

9. he's right, all the hot liberal chicks go to the gay bar ....

especially on drag night. They love it there. If I were gonna be looking to pick up a chick in this town I would head there. (the town I'm in is like a mini San Fran)

[JohnKleeb]

11. girls your age frequent bars?

:wtf: I guess the east coast really is that different :D.

[mitchtv]

7. whatta ya mean by that Buster?

[JohnKleeb]

5. ferinds?

what are those :D.

[Mojambo]

8. Funniest line of the night.

No doubt.

[rawtribe]

10. My Mom's

a fag hag too!

[CalebHayes]

12. IT'S ALMOST ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[faithnotgreed]

13. are you serious?

if you are, have you talked with her since she has been out. i mean since shes been at the bar?

and please dont tell me youre home by yourself.... ok. if you are, please do say so but i hope you arent

[CalebHayes]

14. Mom's back and sober

thank god

[Flammable Materials]

15. I can almost see Matt Drudge's headline now:

IT'S THE PARENTING: 14-YEAR-OLD ANTI-BUSH WEBSITE DESIGNER LEFT AT HOME TO STARVE WHILE LIBERAL MOTHER GETS DRUNK WITH HOMOSEXUALS

:evilgrin:

[CalebHayes]

16. lol