If she were my daughter, I'd...

[bbernardini]

Poll question: If she were my daughter, I'd...

[teach1st]

1. Smother that girl in chocolate syrup

[DBoon]

2. and strap her on again

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[illflem]

3. She’s my teen-age baby

She turns me on
I’d like to make her do a nasty
On the white house lawn

[teach1st]

4. Be a jerk and go to work Be a jerk and go to work

Be a jerk and go to work Be a jerk and go to work
Do your job, and do it right
Life's a ball! (TV tonight!)
Do you love it, do you hate it?
There it is, the way you made it (WOOOooow)

A world of secret hungers,
Perverting the men who make your laws
Every desire is hidden away,
In drawer, in a desk,
By a Naughahyde chair
On a rug where they walk and drool
Past the girls in the office

[teach1st]

5. Download it

http://www.tuff-teach.com/pics/mothers-brownshoes.mp3

[The Zanti Regent]

6. T V Dinner by the pool

I'm so glad I finshed school...