Post The Punch Lines From Your Favorite Jokes...

[arwalden]

[arwalden]

1. So the one-legged jockey says, dont worry aboutme baby, I ride sidesaddle!

[Rowdyboy]

2. "Knick-knack? Patty Whack, give the Dog a loan!"

Sadly, I can't remember the build-up!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

9. I know one sort of like that!

The owner says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.

[Endangered Specie]

3. "Her son's dick tastes funny"

The follow up:

"How does a freeper(or any one, group, or place you hate) mom know her daughter has PMS?

[no name no slogan]

4. ...and at these prices, you won't get any more kangaroos in here, either!

[Bronco69]

5. "Yeah, I know it tastes like s**t. Dick Cheney didn't want to go either.

:-)

[no name no slogan]

6. "You idiot! The potato goes down the FRONT of your pants!"

[Deja Q]

7. A submarine!

(don't ask for the lead-in, it'll lock the thread... O8) )

[Her Blondness]

8. No, I'm a FRAYED KNOT!!!!!

This piece of string walks into a bar...

[Lone_Star_Dem]

10. Only the state of Texas was different, where 89.3% of the final words were

"Hey Y'all, watch this.....

[Boswells_Johnson]

11. Don't look down

[tg]

12. "Five bucks, same as in town."

[Longgrain]

13. And the cannibal replied

"That was no lady that was my lunch".


Awful, I know...

[justgamma]

14. You're supposed to take the kleenex out of the box! n/t

[johnnie]

15. "Mom...sometimes you really piss me off"

And second is:
"Look Peter, I can see your house from here".

Both religious jokes.

[azoth]

16. "Well, sir, she has worms too and I like to fish."

[Doc_Technical]

17. And the first girl said, "yes, but this one is eating my popcorn"

Do you think you're strong enough to hold down a sheep dog
for five minutes?

[CO Liberal]

18. "If I Could Walk That Way, I Wouldn't NEED The Powder!!!"

:-)

[Aristus]

19. For music lovers:

...so the concertmaster shook the conductor warmly by the hand and said: 'You are right, sir. There IS nothing more Wagnerian than a diminished minor seventh!'

[CO Liberal]

20. "How Do You Think I Rang The Doorbell?"

:-)

[CO Liberal]

21. "I Don't Think There's Room in my Ass for Another Roll!"

[ronnykmarshall]

22. Stick it out the winder

and let it cool off!

[mitchum]

23. "So could I...mine's as big as a house!"