Where are YOU going, after you die???

[Massacure]

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Take the test. :)

Here is mine:

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

[China_cat]

1. Disneyworld

[Seabiscuit]

35. Didneyland

[RebelOne]

2. Since I am an atheist, I will only be going 6 feet under. n/t

[NEOBuckeye]

3. The Force

Remember, it will always be with you.

[CO Liberal]

4. Wherever I'm Going, It Can't Be Worse Than Pueblo, CO

:-)

[Flammable Materials]

5. To the bottom of the canals of Utrecht, in ashen form.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

6. Die before death

is the goal of a Sufi. I think if it happens to me, it won't matter where I go, for I will be in Unity....

[sundog]

7. The crematorium... no quiz necessary

:P

[madrchsod]

8. freyja`s hall

where every good norseman will go...

[Lone_Star_Dem]

9. My first stop is to feed the starving fungi and bacteria

after that I am just going to play it by ear.

[jobycom]

10. Hot Damn! I'm going to Hell with Cleopatra and Helen of Troy! You can HAVE

the Pearly Gates!

I scored highest on Lust and Heresy! Not bad for an atheist.

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

[auntAgonist]

11. nowhere, I'm gonna lay around and cause a huge stink :)

[Goldeneye]

12. 6th level....man I must be really evil

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Woohoo I'll know someone when I get to the City of Dis!

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers high
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

[St. Jarvitude]

31. Perhaps we could have a threesome

Then again, that seems like more a level 2 thing ;)

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

[Seabiscuit]

13. It says I'm going to "Purgatory" which IMHO doesn't even exist.

So much for this stupid test. What do they know. So I like good tasting food - does that make me "gluttonous"? So I've watched some porno and I've been to some strip clubs in my long life. I haven't done either since I got married. Does that make me "lustful"? Pretty dumb quiz if you ask me.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

[McKenzie]

14. I'm a virtuous non-believing heretic...wtf ???

shome mishtake shorely...musht be shome oxshymorons in that lot?

[trof]

15. Nowhere

I will cease to "be".
Period.
The End
Finis
Thanks, I had a nice time.
;-)

[Deja Q]

16. The length of the test was hell! BTW, I'm level

3

Third Level of Hell

In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.


Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low

[Merlot]

17. I'll be back!

[elehhhhna]

18. My family's gonna toss my ashes at the fish on Grand Cayman one morning.

[DBoon]

19. Chicago

Where the dead will always vote someone named Daley for mayor

[LeftyMom]

20. I got level 6

Not sure why that one, I was "very high" for several. :shrug:

[Squeech]

21. Up on the roof

I'm a frisbeetarian.

Just kidding, here's what I scored on the test:

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

[Neoma]

22. Lvl 5

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

[FuzzySlippers]

23. I expect to be raptured before I die.

I am in the 700 Club after all.

[jobycom]

26. LOL! For a moment I thought you were planning

to go to Hell with Debrah Harry.

[Historic NY]

24. I think I'm in trouble 3rd level of hell.

Who comes up with this stuff?

[SarahB]

27. Second level of Hell

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Apparently for the evil sin of lust. :eyes:

[Endangered Specie]

28. After they pull me out of the beautiful woman I was making love with..

they can give me to the scientists. ;)

[ComerPerro]

29. The Grocery Store, then I gotta pick up my drycleaning,

Then I have to go get some more cat food.

But, after that, I am pretty much free.

Why? You need a ride or something?

[Elidor]

30. Goin' up to the Spirit in the Sky

That's where you're gonna go when you die
(When you die!)
When you die and they lay you to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
Go to the place that's the best!

[Wapsie B]

32. All I know is

I don't wanna sit around playing a damned harp for all of eternity. The love better be flowing freely if you get my drift.

[UpsideDownFlag]

33. hmm...purgatory....nt

[azoth]

34. Level Two - ah, I'd have good company.

Level 2

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.