"Pentagon: Operation Sitting Duck a Success"

[On the Road]

Constitution, Bill of Rights in New Display in Nation's Capital
First stop on Farewell Tour

BUSH: NO PROOF SADDAM PLAYED ROLE IN 9/11
Can't understand why anyone would think that

Cheney Insists We'll Find WMDs, Al Qaeda Link in Iraq
May require one more term in office, however.



More headlines from the Ironic Times. They've gotten a lot funnier this year.

http://www.ironictimes.com

[TXlib]

1. News Quiz

When Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) said recently that "making people struggle a little bit is not necessarily the worst thing," he was referring to:

A ) Making the top 1% of Americans scrape by without the latest Bush tax cut.
B ) Making the administration explain where the extra $87 billion they want for Iraq is going to come from.
C ) Making top foreign policy advisors pass high school history tests about the countries they want us to invade before devising battle plans.
D ) Making welfare mothers take minimum wage jobs without providing child care for their young children.

http://www.ironictimes.com/0158-p3.html

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Brilliant stuff...

Oh, I am choosing (D).