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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 02:57 PM
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I just went to the bathroom and now my ass hurts!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 02:57 PM
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1. hemoroids?
:D
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 02:58 PM
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2. truly sick
You may need an ointment.
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 02:59 PM
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6. LOL! Or a tourniquet
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 02:58 PM
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3. a grating experience
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 02:58 PM
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4. You shouldn't buy your toilet paper from Walmart...
...no matter how cheap it is.
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Florida_Geek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 03:00 PM
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9. chinese toilet paper
bery bery soft.. U betcha.
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 02:58 PM
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5. Was there a republican in there
:scared:
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katinmn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 02:59 PM
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7. take the cheese grader off the roll!
or are you a hunk of Swiss?
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 03:00 PM
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12. Well, most of my jokes are cheesy
;)
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katinmn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 03:04 PM
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14. The lounge is like a grab bag
I can't resist opening a headline like this, and I never know what I'm going to find. This one really struck me as hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 02:59 PM
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8. We used to have that stuff at school.
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demwing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 03:00 PM
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10. Overshare. Roughing the Forum. Three Post Penalty. /nt
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dr.strangelove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 03:03 PM
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13. Fuck that - this type of thing carries a suspension
Man, that is a nasty thought. My ass hurts thinking about that. Great picture.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 03:00 PM
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11. Mommy?
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Amaya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 03:04 PM
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15. You're freaking bizarre
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 03:06 PM
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16. I proudly let my freak flag fly.
:)
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Amaya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 03:12 PM
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17. I won't hold it against you
;)
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