Grammar police: Should I use Fuck me, or Fuck myself

trumad

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Mon Dec-06-04 05:22 PM
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Grammar police: Should I use Fuck me, or Fuck myself

Edited on Mon Dec-06-04 05:22 PM by trumad

when making a mistake?

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Fridays Child

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Mon Dec-06-04 05:25 PM
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1. How about "fuck it?"

eom

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Worst Username Ever

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Mon Dec-06-04 05:25 PM
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2. Fuck that.

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fiddlestix

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Mon Dec-06-04 05:28 PM
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8. The former

Um, well, I prefer "Fuck me" because you can really drag it out....

"FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Works for meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Stanchetalarooni

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Mon Dec-06-04 05:26 PM
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3. The word fuck gets a grammar pass.

You get to use it any fucking way you choose as any part of a sentence or sentence fragment.

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Dora

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Mon Dec-06-04 05:26 PM
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4. Oh, for fuck's sake

is my favorite

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Cyndee_Lou_Who

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Mon Dec-06-04 05:26 PM
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5. Fuckin' BULLSHIT. n/t

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uppityperson

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Mon Dec-06-04 05:27 PM
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6. "fuck you" is the proper useage, showing

blame in the proper manner

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yardwork

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Mon Dec-06-04 05:27 PM
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7. I personally favor "Oh Fuck Me!"

But "Fuck it" is also useful when a slightly more restrained expletive is needed.

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sariku

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Mon Dec-06-04 05:35 PM
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9. Depends on what you intend

Edited on Mon Dec-06-04 05:35 PM by sariku

Fuck me = someone other than you would do the... well...

Fuck myself = you'd be doing the deed yourself

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emcguffie

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Mon Dec-06-04 05:35 PM
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10. fuck me

It would be fuck me. Unless you are fucking yourself, in which case it would be

i am fucking myself. or you are fucking yourself. or he is fucking himself.

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redqueen

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Mon Dec-06-04 05:37 PM
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11. Fuck me

No, seriously, fuck me! ;)

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Wapsie B

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Mon Dec-06-04 08:20 PM
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19. I think half the board

would take ya up on that. ;-)

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intheflow

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Mon Dec-06-04 05:57 PM
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12. "myself" is only used in the past tense.

As in, "I really fucked myself over when I..."

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blondeatlast

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Mon Dec-06-04 06:27 PM
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13. "Fuck me." No don't, but well, I taught HS English.

I believe the correct usage is "Fuck me."

I like this site for quick answers to grammar dilemmas; I refer many library users here.

http://www.drgrammar.org/faqs/#34

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Misunderestimator

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Mon Dec-06-04 06:29 PM
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14. HEY!!! Since when have YOU been back?

Edited on Mon Dec-06-04 06:30 PM by Misunderestimator

Nice ta seeya!! :hi:

Oh and in answer to the q... Fuck Me if it's after the fact... Fuck Myself if you know you're going to do it and do it anyway...

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trumad

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Mon Dec-06-04 08:13 PM
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15. Hey gourgeous...

Yeah...I'm back at least for awhile....

Miss ya

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Mon Dec-06-04 08:15 PM
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16. I have learned NEVER say "Oh, fuck me!" when there's a fundie around.

They take it as an admission of sexuality.

(I'm serious!)

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datasuspect

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Mon Dec-06-04 08:16 PM
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17. goddamn motherfucker! is stylistically correct

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Dying Eagle

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Mon Dec-06-04 08:17 PM
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18. What kind of FUCKING thread is this?

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BattyDem

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Mon Dec-06-04 08:23 PM
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20. Fuck Thyself?

:shrug:

It may not be grammatically correct, but it sounds "uppity" enough to impress someone. ;)

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