Freeper joke thread No. 8,643

[KamaAina]

Here goes:

How do we know that freepers invented the toothbrush?

'Cause if anyone else had invented it, it'd be called the teethbrush!!

Let 'er rip, gang...

[prof_science]

1. against whom...

The freepers or the joke? :P

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Why don't freepers go to college?

Because they're so stupid!

[Pacifist Patriot]

3. Two freepers walk into a bar.

You'd think one of them would have seen it.

[Sapphocrat]

5. Did you hear about the winner of the Freeper Spelling Bee?

He walked into a bra.

[brainshrub]

9. I don't get it.

I'm probably a Freeper troll.

[foreigncorrespondent]

12. She is saying...

...freeps are dyslexic, so instead of walking into a bAR, this one walked into a bRA. :)

[brainshrub]

14. OOoohhhhhhhhh! I get it now!

LOL! It's funny. :D

Thanks for the explanation.

[foreigncorrespondent]

15. LOL!

Glad you got it. :)

And don't feel bad about not getting it straight away either, the first time she told me one similar to that, I didn't get it either. I needed Sapph to explain it to me. :)

[Pacifist Patriot]

11. Same guy?

[ZombieNixon]

4. How many Freepers does it take to change a lightbulb?

"None. We don't change anything. We made the decision to follow our president and stay the course with that lightbulb. Those who say 'it was burnt out' are just America-hating libruls who are aiding the forces of evil."

[elperromagico]

8. Shit. Beat me to it.

:P

[elperromagico]

6. How many Freepers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. There's nothing wrong with the lightbulb. The lightbulb is doing a great job. It's the best lightbulb ever. It's so good to have a godly lightbulb in that socket after all these years.

Besides, that other lightbulb is a flip-flopper. It turns on and off at the flick of a switch.

Portions of this joke were borrowed from John Cleese's website.

[SmokingJacket]

7. Freepers are so dumb...

they think Thailand is a men's clothing store!

[sakabatou]

10. Got one

A freeper walks into a bar (ouch) and sits down. He asks the bartender for a Bloody Mary. The bartender serves him the drink but looks at him oddly.

"Sir, you do realize that you are wearing a steering wheel in your pants. Why is it that you have a steering wheel in your pants."

"I dunno but its driving me nuts!"

[CornField]

13. Three Freepers walk into a pub

They are obviously celebrating -- all smiles and shouting, "Three Weeks! Three Weeks! Three Weeks!" One orders a large bottle of champagne and 6 glasses. They take a large table near the back and soon three more freepers come in. They are carrying a framed photo of Georgie and also shouting, "Three Weeks! Three Weeks! Three Weeks!" They pop the cork on their bubbly and all begin to dance around the table with glee.

The bartender, no longer able to hide his interest, approaches the freepers and asks them what they are celebrating.

"It's been said that we freepers are dumb," the freeper says. "But it just isn't so!" He picks up a box from the table and hands it to the bartender. "On that box, it says 'up to 4 years,' but we completed this damn puzzle in THREE WEEKS!"

[sniffa]

16. a freeper disproves "buLgegate"

argueing against the theory that, during the debates bush was receiving heLp from karL rove, a freeper scoffed, "that can't possibLy be true.... rove wouLd never fit in there"