I just had my brain replaced with a cabbage and now...

Tom Yossarian Joad

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Mon Dec-06-04 07:20 PM
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I just had my brain replaced with a cabbage and now...

I like Nascar racing.

I think Ann Coulter is hot!

I know George Bush cares and watches out for us all.

I finally understand that "born again" stuff.

I know television wrestling is real.

I believe that actors make the best leaders for our country.

I know where the WMD are.

Fox news is the only reliable source for information
(When I can't hear Rush or Hannity)

AND...

If you are a DU'er, you are a gay commie tree hugger who wants nothing more than to destroy this country because you hate me for my new found freedom!

What would you learn if your brain was replaced by something else and what would you replace your brain with?

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Mon Dec-06-04 07:32 PM
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1. No one else wants the bliss of a veggie brain?

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Spinzonner

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Mon Dec-06-04 07:33 PM
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2. Sorry, I don't believe you

a cabbage is overqualified as a Republican brain

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Mon Dec-06-04 07:36 PM
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3. It's true!!!!! However, I couldn't afford one of the fresh cabbages.

This one was starting to brown a bit. Kinda gooshy as well.

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Mon Dec-06-04 09:48 PM
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10. Have I answered you?

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lumberingbear

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Mon Dec-06-04 07:40 PM
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4. You should have got a brussel sprout...

a cabbage is to big for a repug brain!

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Spinzonner

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Mon Dec-06-04 07:52 PM
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5. Nonsense

who do you think the term 'Pea Brain' was invented for ?

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Mon Dec-06-04 08:33 PM
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7. Doesn't have the same ring as broccoli brain or cabbage brain...

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Mon Dec-06-04 07:52 PM
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6. Brsl sprout was too hard to speeel

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Skittles

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Mon Dec-06-04 08:34 PM
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8. you are insulting cabbages, big time

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Mon Dec-06-04 09:35 PM
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9. No way. I am far superior to a cabbage.

I'm up there with corn!

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