I just figured out my porn star name...

[DS1]

Michael More


No, you can't have it! :7

[St. Jarvitude]

1. I took my ghetto name

And transsubstantiated it into a porn star name:

I am...........

Doctor Juice

[Fenris]

2. I like "Lotta Bush" myself.

I suppose that would be more of a fetish porn name. Still...

[DS1]

4. I don't.

But you're right, an effective name ;-)

[intheflow]

3. I always heard your porn name was gotten by

combining your first pet's name and the first street you lived on.

Mine is Hannah Brookside.

On second thought, that might work better for chicks in most cases. "Fluffy Main" might not get you lots of porn gigs if you're a guy. :P

[St. Jarvitude]

5. "Buster Whiting" does though

Well, at least for gay porn it would :shrug:

Somehow, hetero porn always has guys with names like "Trent Steele" and "Max Longly"

[DS1]

8. What about Buster Pink?

Eh?

Or Buster Starfish

[St. Jarvitude]

9. Did you ever live on Pink Street?

Pink Avenue?
Pink Place?
Pink Way?
Pink Drive?
Pink Lane?
Pink Pkwy?
Pink Circle?
Pink Floyd?

[DS1]

10. Stop limiting yoursefl

!!

Buster Stovepipe

[ScrewyRabbit]

21. Buster Hymen

:)

[DS1]

31. hehgehehe

yeah

[DS1]

6. Yeah, but it's more fun to riff on a celebrity

:7

[tuvor]

13. My wife would be Butch Rodello.

And I would be Buffy 135.

[intheflow]

14. Wow! That would be one gender-bending porn flick!

:spank:

[tuvor]

18. I think my name suggests I'd have to be an android or something.

And why are you beating me up for the names of our pets?
:cry:

[intheflow]

27. No! Not beating you up!

Your parents, maybe, for naming them such dorky names...

Just kidding! I would never disparage anyone's pet's names. I'd have no right to do that since I, as a child, named our big fluffy orange cat "Tribble" because he came as a cute little fluff ballthat purred in a cooing manner. As it turned out, he was very tribble-like in that he ate constantly, grew huge, and reproduced often before my folks had him fixed.

[tuvor]

29. Maybe you inserted the wrong smilie?

:pals:

[intheflow]

30. Agreed!

:pals:

[kixot]

19. Neither would Stripe 23rd Terrace

[hyphenate]

24. Hmmmm

According to that logic, mine would be Blazer Sawyer. More of a guy's name than a girl's name.

[intheflow]

28. Not if you had a signature wardrobe.

Just a blazer jacket with nothing underneath... ;)

Or, you could bill yourself as being so hot you blase.

OR, you could be a trailblazer, going where no porn star had gone before. (But then, where would that be? You'd have to develop a new hole , or at least take bellybutton sex to new heghts.)

[7th_Sephiroth]

7. mine

Long Strong Sanders

[Bjornsdotter]

11. Mine just doesn't have that...

....porn feel.

It's Torbjorn Winnemac....lol.

Cheers,
Kim :toast:

[UpsideDownFlag]

12. i wouldnt have a name, i'd be a symbol. like prince.... 3=======D

[DS1]

15. until you have a tragic cycling accident and become b=======D

[UpsideDownFlag]

23. ewww... that's horrible.....

:evilfrown:

[Mz Pip]

16. Gray Rt. 1

is a stupid porn name.

But my first pet was Gray the Cat and I lived on Rt 1.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[rug]

17. Dick Cheney

[GingerSnaps]

20. Rose Bush

The name Bush should be used throughout the porn industry.:evilgrin:

Hancock Bush..he's from Texas :D

[nevergiveup]

22. BIG BILLY BLOG

Porn should also be current

[GingerSnaps]

25. Hancock is a real type of Bush

How about Small Dick Cheney?

Sir Ann Coulter :D

Burn Ing Bush :shrug:

[gmoney]

26. They should find two girls...

and have them go by Jenna Bush and Barbara Bush and do a lot of lesbian scenes together... maybe they have to be the Busch Twins.

[sakabatou]

32. Hammer Court

I did not name my pet that name, it was my older brother!

Name: Hammer
Street: S. Court