Most ridiculous Christmas lyric

[motely36]

So lets give thanks to the lord above That Santa Claus comes tonight!

Anybody else have some bizarre lyrics

[Sabriel]

1. Who can beat "Don we now our gay apparel"?

I used to belt that out as loud as I could....

[tuvor]

2. What song's that from?

Here Comes Santa Claus? I never pay attention to lyrics.

Having said that, "Round John Virgin" always confused me.

[motely36]

8. Santa Claus is coming tonight

[yankeeinlouisiana]

12. I think it's Ron Yon Virgin

but I have no idea what that means. ;-)

[Yupster]

13. I think it's supposed to be

proud young virgin?

[uppityperson]

14. round yon virgin, like pregnant?

always thought rudolph was gay, which was funny when I was in middleschool, now is cool

[barackmyworld]

15. explanation of "round yon virgin"

it means "around yon virgin"

like silent night all around them I guess

[mr_hat]

3. "Rocking around the Christmas tree..." >

It means fucking, ferchissake. How soon we forget.

[tuvor]

10. Yeah, but Brenda Lee was like, 11 when she sang that.

Can't you just "rock" without fucking?

[WCGreen]

4. The Boar's head in hand bear I........

[intheflow]

5. "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer"

Makes him sound like he's been on quite the bender!

[JimmyJazz]

6. YOU WIN!

I can't think of anything dumber!

:party:

[MisterP]

7. say your prayer, 'cause Santa comes tonight!

is that a threat?

[HeeBGBz]

9. "In excessive dayyyy glo"

Falalalala la

[tuvor]

11. It's a marshmallow world?

What do marshmallows have to do with Christmas?