I'm going to be sitting on Santa's lap today

GingerSnaps

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Tue Dec-07-04 08:20 AM
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I'm going to be sitting on Santa's lap today

Any requests? :evilgrin:

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matcom

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Tue Dec-07-04 08:22 AM
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1. will he touch you in your "naughty place"?

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GingerSnaps

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Tue Dec-07-04 08:26 AM
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2. If he does I will pass out

:eyes:

I'm modeling for a classmates final project in computer animation class. :scared:

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StopTheMorans

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Tue Dec-07-04 08:27 AM
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3. does that make you "androidynous"?

:silly:

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GingerSnaps

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Tue Dec-07-04 08:29 AM
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4. Yep

He needs to use someone as a perspective or something like that so that he can complete his project.

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cleofus1

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Tue Dec-07-04 08:40 AM
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5. I used to use that line all the time...

Hey baby I'm a great artist...Let me make you famous...I just need you to pose with Santa for a study in perspective...heh heh...gets em every time!

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GingerSnaps

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Tue Dec-07-04 08:43 AM
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6. I thought it was etchings

:shrug: :scared:

I checked with his instructor and he is telling the truth.

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cleofus1

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Tue Dec-07-04 09:09 AM
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7. the instructors are the worst...

and the etching ploy is reserved for gallery openings exclusively...

(I hope you realize I'm just teasing)

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GingerSnaps

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Tue Dec-07-04 09:16 AM
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8. I know

It's nothing special he needs a female form for his holiday game theme and I don't even know how it works. He wanted someone petite which means he could possibly be using me as an elf because I am 5'3 :D

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cleofus1

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Tue Dec-07-04 09:24 AM
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9. 5'3 is perfect...

Of course I'm 5'4 so your height is well withing the norm from my perspective...:+

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GingerSnaps

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Tue Dec-07-04 09:42 AM
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10. My Sister is even smaller

She is 5 foot and everyone thinks that she is a kid. :scared:

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NewJeffCT

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Tue Dec-07-04 11:48 AM
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13. my ex-wife was the same

She was barely 5 feet tall (with thick socks on!) and was often mistaken for a kid from behind when she worked in an elementary school.

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Doctor_J

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Tue Dec-07-04 09:45 AM
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11. How can I get to play Santa?

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flygal

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Tue Dec-07-04 09:48 AM
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12. My daughter just saw a santa on his break smoking a cigarette

no hat, no beard **sniff sniff** I smell a lawsuit!! HA!

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GingerSnaps

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Tue Dec-07-04 02:24 PM
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15. Maybe it wasn't a cigarette

Edited on Tue Dec-07-04 02:24 PM by GingerSnaps

:shrug: Santa is in Montana? Last time that I was in Montana we drove for miles before we could find any signs of life. I had a full tank of gas when I left one town and by the time that I got to my uncles house in the next town I was on empty. :hug:

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PatriotGames

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Tue Dec-07-04 02:29 PM
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16. Reminds me of "Bad Santa" LOL

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NewJeffCT

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Tue Dec-07-04 11:48 AM
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14. if you wiggle around...

If you wiggle around, will Santa have to pay you $20 for a lap dance?

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