Does Morning Coffee Always Make You Have To Go.....

[matcom]

:hurts: ?

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Anytime coffee always makes me have to go. I have tried not to

drink so much lately, because it really gets in the way of all the pre-Christmas errands I am running. Shop. Stop. Shop. Stop. or pop.

:hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Absolutely!

[BlueOhio]

3. Absolutely

In goes the coffee, down goes the handle on the toilet.

Like clock work!!

:hurts:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

5. Coffee is fiber.

Tis why.
Duckie

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. Even the decaf stuff. Go figure! And it's not supposed to be a diuretic

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[soothsayer]

10. more laxative than diuretic....fer me, that is, but I hear lots of folks

just getting the diuretic effects.

[jus_the_facts]

6. LMAO...leave it to YOU to be rude..crude...and socially unacceptable...

.....awwwwwwww s'what makes me LOVE YA so!! :evilgrin:

:hi: :loveya:

...oh yeah...that's why it always stinks in your office restroom every mornin' d'oh!! :freak: :7

[matcom]

8. rude? crude?

i didn't say ANYTHING about shitting, squatting, 'blowing out the bowl', turding, nesting and certainly NOTHING mentioning a Baby Ruth candy bar!

:D

[madinmaryland]

7. Make sure you do this at work.

Why do it on your own time if you can get paid for it!

:hurts:

[bones_7672]

9. That, and the heart meds. n/t

[NewJeffCT]

11. yes, it does

Coffee goes in between 7:00/7:05 AM and 7:30 or so and I'm headed to the bathroom by 8:30.

[bones_7672]

12. Reminds me of the quote from All In The Family

where Archie says "You don't buy beer, you just rent it".

[demnan]

13. Yeah

traffic is so bad here and with the commute I don't dare drink coffee till I'm already at work.

[lpbk2713]

14. With me. coffee, riding in a car, and cold weather

all have the same effect. Lately it's been a triple whammy.

[Kurovski]

15. Yes, especially with kahlua and a Marlboro

Good Morning DU!!

[Zomby Woof]

16. ZombyCoffee

The best laxative you can buy without a prescription! :hurts:

[peekaloo]

17. I had rice w/dinner last night and it seems to be ignoring this a.m.'s

caffeine eviction notice. :-(

tmi

[City Lights]

18. Yes. 1 and 2.

I drink it to keep 2's regular. :D

[arwalden]

19. NO!!! Not another piss-thread!!!

AHHHHHHHH! :hi:

[progmom]

20. Yeah, and coffee pee smells yucky

Or is it just me?

[underpants]

21. Wind. Gravity. morning coffee. pretty much everything

:bounce:

[flygal]

22. Like a charm!