Remember subservient chicken.com? How about HOT BARTENDER!?!?

[underpants]

http://virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

Try these "commands" I mean instructions

Flip hair
pour a beer
Bend over

Okay ladies I know I know here is one for you - Kick

Also make sure you have her -Robot

[underpants]

1. Kiss

well worth it

[Ian David]

20. Fun with the virtual bartender

YOU HAVE TO TELL HER, "BE SILLY"!!!

Also, if you type "ropes," she's very funny

Must see, "Kick Guy"

Cartwheel
squeeze boobs
touch toes
Lick
jiggle
Riverdance
Macarena
Sing
flex
laugh
drink beer
Aerobics
Handstand
Pushups
jump
sleep
get angry
remove shirt (she has a bra)
Cowboy
belly dance (silly)
Karate
get wet


I typed in "read poem" and she looked at a Playboy instead.

If you type "orgasm" she comes to the camera and shakes her finger, "no no no".

I typed in "french maid," and while I did not get what I expected, I was very happy with the results. Very happy.

If you type "strip," she starts to strip and then something funny happens.

Things she won't do:
throw tantrum
Judo
brush teeth
pick nose
sneeze
cry
untie shoes
take off shoes
Backflip
climb
lick fingers
YMCA
Vogue
Drink Shot
basketball
breakdance
disco
Pilates
cook
clean
paint
mop floor
laundry
run
lipstick
shakespeare
poetry
bicycle
spongebob
pirate
james bond
email
fly
achy breaky
spanking
dominatrix
whip
Michael Moore
George Bush
John Kerry
burp
random
flashdance
piano
violin
eat
whee
christmas
chanukah
daven
genuflect
pray
boxking
trampoline
enema
juggle
unicycle
clown nose
run
shave legs
happy birthday
throw pie
pie in face
check please
chearleader
cheer
card trick
navel
Judge Judy
fruit salad
freak out
popcorn
vote

[fryguy]

2. interesting

will have to take a look when not at work...lol

[matcom]

3. ummmmmmm

be back in 9-12

:wow:

[underpants]

9. It's "magic" huh?

tickle is pretty good too

[raggedcompany]

4. saw this a few months ago. try these commands

banana
lollipop
kiss (girl)
kiss me
tickle
lap / dance / seduce
naked / stripper / clothes
orgasm / fake
wet

topless / shirt
show / butt / bottom / ass / beer.com
breast / bra / boobs
toes / bend
shake

riverdance
macarena
tap (dance)

yoga / dog
pushup / aerobics
jump / jumping jacks
karate / jiu-jitsu / kung fu
splits
gymnastics
handstand
muscle

bottle
pitcher
can / cans
beer / drink beer
beer me / pour

man / knee / groin / kiss man
magic / rope
hoolahoop
robot
leimek
boxer
pillow
jedi / fight
hair
tongue
laugh / joke
head / stomach
headbang
guitar
air guitar
playboy / magazine
number
message
math
sunshine
lay down / sleep
sing / rapper
bow
supermodel
hummer
gun
cowboy
wave
angry / mad
surf

[underpants]

7. Fight---freakin lightsabers

Whoooooooohooooooo

[Richardo]

29. Yes, but do they use their hands?

:evilgrin:

[NewJeffCT]

27. this was on DU several weeks back

I'm pretty sure.... not that I'm complaining that it's back.

[Radical Activist]

5. try strip

very funny

Very sexist yet funny site because it is so over the top.

[Courtesy Flush]

6. Hey, she gives lap dances

[Radical Activist]

8. Where are the feminists?

They must be slacking off. I'm waiting for the outrage.

[underpants]

12. I tried "feminist"

Nothing nada

but if you type in "a-hole" (the whole thing)

[Radical Activist]

14. Good one, but she did

give me her phone number

[matcom]

10. OMG!! TYPE "ASS" TYPE "ASS"

TYPE "ASS"

DO IT NOW!!!!!

NOW

NOW!!!!!!

i am SUCH a perve :D

[underpants]

11. She's gotta a future!

WOW

[matcom]

13. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

thongs

[Az]

15. Thats nuthin

Type remove.

[underpants]

18. Same as shirt

:thumbsup:

[matcom]

16. MY GAWD!!!! TYPE "LIPS" TYPE "LIPS" TYPE IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"LIPS"!!!!!

:bounce:

NOW DAMMIT!!!!!!

yes, Matcom had 2 drinks at lunch :D

[underpants]

17. Same as Kiss

:bounce:

[DS1]

23. Beautiful man, I've got a tear in my eye

and where's my drink? :cry:

[matcom]

24. i drank it

fool

[DS1]

25. hahahah

at least it met its potential instead of being orphaned at the bar :7

[matcom]

28. it is now one with my liver

which means that drink is now holy :D

[Radical Activist]

19. politics, democrat - no response...

The dream is gone. She is NOT the perfect woman. Oh well.

[Ian David]

21. lollipop!

[Ian David]

22. YOU HAVE TO TYPE JEDI!!!

[DS1]

26. Kiss is better, Jedi is just 10 seconds of aftereffects glow

:P

[Ian David]

30. Fire. Open the podbay doors HAL

try "fire"

If you ask her, "What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?" she comes back with the number "42" written on a chalkboard.

OK, I'm just kidding.

But if you type, "Open the podbay doors, HAL," she actually does the Robot dance!

Seriously!

But nothing happens if you type "energize," and if you type "beam-up" she takes off her pants and shows you her g-string.

She also doesn't do:
Zoro
Archery
Tarzan
You've got mail
chickendance
chicken
Spam
Viking
funky chicken
Hobbit
Golem
These are not the droids you're looking for
Use the force
Wicked Witch
Jello
Whipped Cream
Grateful Dead
Blues
Banjo
Who's on first?
Sinatra
Elvis
Teletubbies

[Ian David]

31. I wonder

Do you think anyone reviews the commands that don't do anything, and then programs some of them in later?

[Ian David]

32. Oh, no!

Please don't tell me that I'm the last horny idiot here to lose interest in this?

I am so ashamed.

[Richardo]

33. I'm ascared to try it at work...

Just what I need is for someone to sneak up behind me... :scared:

[Richardo]

34. Yes - 'pillow fight' works...

I got over my fear.

[underpants]

35. Hi Richardo

try "suck"

[Richardo]

36. I normally wouldn't stand for a comment like that from a man...

...but yes, it seems to work for her.

[Richardo]

37. All that and she claims not to know the word 'tease'.

Or 'nipples'. :shrug: