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fryguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 04:20 PM
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I'm faster than light
zoom...zoom...
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 04:21 PM
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1. NOICE!!!!
:7
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 04:22 PM
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2. I'm lighter when I fast
but I'm hungry!

growl...growl...
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 04:23 PM
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3. You Can't Be
I could read the post. If you were faster than light, i wouldn't have been able to read it.

See? Oh, no you can't see. That's because I'M faster than light!
The Professor
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fryguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 04:27 PM
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5. i wrote it a while ago
and its just now getting to you....like the light of distant stars....

(note: I'm a lawyer, not a physicist so I really don't know what I'm talking about.....)
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 04:30 PM
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6. You Must Have A REALLY Good ISP!
Your ISP received this message before the internet even existed. I'm quite impressed.
The Professor
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fryguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 04:37 PM
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7. not an ISP
a QXRD - don't worry, you'll be getting this technology in a few decades.....
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 04:27 PM
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4. A cool poem about light.
There was a young lady quite Bright
Who could travel much faster than light
she departed one day
in a relative way
And arrived on the previous night
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