What is on your bed right now besides bedding?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

And you or your SO don't count. Keep it clean.
I have a book bag, 10 college text books, and some clothes.
Duckie

[Left Is Write]

1. Just the bedding and a four-year-old kid.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

2. The dog....

He hogs the whole thing. :shrug:

[medeak]

3. two dogs n/t

[kedrys]

4. 3 cats, a pair of jeans, and a ripped-up pair of shorts. Not mine. n/t

[dolo amber]

5. Dog hair, most likely

But as I've strategically purchached bedding that matches it, I can't see it. :D

[CornField]

6. Bedding, a book and a cat

[Mist]

7. 6 pillows, 1 cat, 4 magazines, 1 book

[YellowRubberDuckie]

10. I guess I'm the only one who lives in a dorm and am a slob.

:shrug: God I cannot wait to get out of here.
Duckie

[BlueJazz]

8. My stuffed Bunnies and Doggies.

Hey..Don't laugh..they're Manly Stuffed Bunnies.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

15. I'm sure they are....

And I'm sure those hose hanging in the bathroom are for robbing banks.
LOL
Duckie

[Pirate Smile]

9. A dog, a book and a magazine.

[fluffernutter]

11. laptop and the tv remote.

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. Pillows and clothes... yeah.. whats bedding? or a mattress? Only clothes!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

Bedding=linens blankets pillows.

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. Oh, I think I know those things they must be buried on my mound of clothes

[RevCheesehead]

13. Cat hair, a lint brush, the remote, and yesterday's sweatshirt.

added: a bowl of Whiskas, and one of the cats.

[notadmblnd]

14. A pair of jeans, a cat and ...

the remote control for the T.V

[melnjones]

16. umm...

teddy bear (Howard), journal, and my Bible. Oh, and me.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

20. You don't count.

And it's nice to know I'm not the only one that names my stuffed animals.
Duckie

[Champ]

17. Sheets, blankets, Kiki

[mondo joe]

18. THESE!!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

22. Comfy looking bed...

And the cats are precious. Are they affectionate?
Duckie

[mondo joe]

26. One is affectionate and sweet, the other is psychotic.

Be careful which one you try to pet!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

28. Psycho cats are my favorite!

I love to watch them.
Duckie

[mondo joe]

33. Okay - here's his belly

But I really can't recommend scratching it.

[AuntieM1957]

36. Watch them from a distance

i've been living with a psycho cat for twenty years (nearly). She'll be 20 in February 2005.

she screams at me. a lot. I have to chant P.E.T.A. many times a day. Very many.

oh, God, I hate my own cat!

[mondo joe]

Mine is fine with me. He just attacks anyone who comes to the door.

He's actually great for door to door solicitors.

[cry baby]

41. Those are beautiful cats...What kind of cats are they? n/t

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

55. Abyssinians? They are beautiful.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

19. Socks, a bathrobe, a sweatshirt, two cats.

[Vanje]

21. Some folded laundry and an old border collie.....and...Hey!

Theres a greasy nasty old rawhide chew toy. ON THE BED! Thats against the rules around here

[soothsayer]

23. Alienware notebook, phone, vcr and tv controls, cell phone,

Mayan Gold organic chocolate bar with orange and spices, watch and ring, some packs of matches, box of prilosec. No wonder I can't sleep!

[Loki]

25. Two minature dachshunds

It's their bed, they just let me sleep there.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

27. Awww...I don't supposed you have pictures?

They are one of my favorite breeds.
Duckie

[Loki]

45. Just for you Duckie

The Weenies: Doc and Wyatt

[short bus president]

29. a pair of sweats

and whatever was on the floor in my room I don't want the puppy to chew.

[NV Whino]

30. A cat

Me, I sleep in the living room on the couch this time of year. Too damn cold in the bedroom... unless you sleep in a little striped fur coat.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

32. You need a down comforter and a feather bed.

[SarahB]

31. a remote

[latteromden]

34. My Java programming & Chinese notebooks and

A bowl of yogurt. Whoo.

[4morewars]

35. A Jack Russel Terrier named Jack,

Two remote controls,and that book about what's wrong with Kansas.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

37. THAT is the most adorable puppy ever!

[4morewars]

46. Thanks !!!

He's my best friend !

[cry baby]

43. is he just a baby? His feet look so big for his size.

And are Jack Russells good lap dogs? They sure are cute!!!

[4morewars]

52. He was 2 and 1/2 when I took that pic.

So he still acted like a puppy ! But he was almost full grown. He's 5 now and people still ask if he's a puppy !

I wouldn't say JRTs are lap dogs. That's not to say they wont sit on your lap and snuggle, they will. BUT, they are highly active and easily excitable. A high maintenance breed. They can be very aggressive, to cats, to other dogs, and to little kids, even older kids if they feel threatened. They usually bond with one family member and remain loyal to that one. So if he's in my wife's lap and I walk into the room, he bolts away from her, and if she tries to keep him there, he becomes aggressive.

[cry baby]

57. You must be young...I have 2 couch potato labs.

I would like to know what breed usually makes good lap dogs. Anyone,anyone?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

48. Very cute dog!

[4morewars]

54. Thanks !!!

He never gets insomnia !!

[youngred]

38. A beautiful barely legal naked conservative from Utah

or my girlfriend

I know this breaks the standards set above, but that's all there is on my bed.

[Seabiscuit]

64. What, no sheets?

[youngred]

85. a big comfy comforter

and lots of pillows and of course a condom wrapper or two

[cry baby]

39. 2 hot water bottles, one for my feet and one to hug on to...

and a remote.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

40. Cat hair

[andino]

42. A pair of jeans and my dog.

[ZombieNixon]

44. A cat, me, my laptop.

The cat is sleeping. I am using the laptop. The laptop is being used by me.

[Mr. McD]

47. My Bagpipes

I am doing maintenance. :)

[Flaxbee]

49. a white cat on my black sweater, the phone,

and the North Carolina DMV rules and regs so I can take the test and get my license. Darn NC won't just exchange one state's driver's license for theirs, the state makes you take the written test no matter what. Bugger.

[Milspec]

50. A (half empty) box of tissues

I have a cold. And now the weak of heart should stop reading now. You have been warned.....

Two night ago at 2:30 AM I had to blow... got a tissue and began..at that time a sinis passage decided to unload... I blew...breath..blew..breath..one more blow.. & a yellow ball of snot droped OFF the tissue onto my blanket! Just great, naked with a wet glob of snot on the blanket (BTY I sleep alone fo now thank God) What to do...grab another tissue to do damage control..and.. the crap is so thick & sticky it rolls up into a (big) ball & the blanket isn't even wet.
Thank You all that were brave enough to read through this all I needed to "discharge" on this presonal item. tee hee

[YellowRubberDuckie]

59. NICE!!

Snot is one of the most interesting things in our bodies.
Duckie

[arwalden]

51. A Book Of Crossword Puzzles.

[loudestchick]

53. a pile of clean laundry, 2 cats, and my 3yr old redheaded daughter

[Bat Boy]

56. We think it might be a cat...

It shares many qualities.

It just lacks the grace and intelligence.

And dignity. It's got none of that either.

[ZoCrowes]

58. Bunch of crap

Laptop, acoustic guitar, Beatles Gear (book,) MP3 Player, abot 30 CDs and my cd player.

[Cuban_Liberal]

60. One dog and one cat, plus my robe.

Thanks for reminding me that I need to hang it up.

:P

[YellowRubberDuckie]

61. That's what I'm here for!

:evilgrin:

[Cuban_Liberal]

62. LOL!

:hug:

[Seabiscuit]

63. My wife and infant son.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

65. Awwwwwww...

Babies are so cute and wonderful.
Duckie

[Bertha Venation]

66. 2 kittens (probably), feathers, and a book.

I say probably two kittens because I'm not at home. But they like the bed.

[Phillycat]

67. LOTR, the trilogy bound into one book, two other books, plus

my anthology of Shakespeare, about 5 crossword puzzle books, TV remote, Origins lip balm, glasses case, City Paper, Star magazine, my laptop, DVD of the Two Towers, and a porn DVD.

Yeah, I'm not gettin' any.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

71. Wow. Until you got to the Star Magazine, I thought you were deep as hell.

[Phillycat]

72. I love Star. I am trashy. :) But also deep.

You can be both, you know. ;-)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

77. I know...

I just thought it'd be funny to call you shallow. lol
Duckie

[BiggJawn]

68. My Kate Winslet doll (life-size)..

:evilgrin:

[MISSDem]

69. A dog and a cat, probably. I'm at work

but that is what I would bet on.

[GreenPartyVoter]

70. catties

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[J-Lo Biafra]

73. Jude Law

:evilgrin:

[Phillycat]

74. GOD DAMMIT!

[gollygee]

91. WOW

I'm so jealous ;)

[skygazer]

75. A book and a large cat

Years ago, after my divorce, I got very lazy about tidying. When I finally decided to clean off my bed, I listed everything I found on it. Still have the list. Among other things there were -

3 or 4 loads of laundry, clean but unfolded
10 newspapers
14 hardcover books
8 paperbacks
a screwdriver
a coffee mug
a bungee cord
a box of kleenex
a dog leash
a pile of papers
a remote control
3 CD's in cases

and on and on and on. It's amazing how much junk you can pile on a king size bed and still manage to sleep in it.

[MissMillie]

76. At least one cat

but probably 2 or all 3.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

78. I wish I had a cat.

SIGH
Skip's allergic.
Duckie

[TX-RAT]

79. Don't know, can't see it for the cats.

[DoNotRefill]

80. a loaded handgun and a bunch of books.

I've been cleaning my nightstand.

[FeelinGarfunkelly]

81. homework I was supposed to do ...

I'm with ya Duckie!

[Pacifist Patriot]

82. Nothing, including bedding. My four year old just pulled everything off.

[liontamer]

83. I'm not sure, but I'm willing to bet 1-3 cats n/t

[La Lioness Priyanka]

86. stinky fat lumps are bathing on the bed

someone needs to explaint the concept of the bathroom to them

[sniffa]

84. a bunch of stains

oops!

[StopTheMorans]

87. urine

[VOX]

88. Extra blankets and a sheepskin rug for the cats...

It's been chilly of late!

[lumberingbear]

89. Me....

in about 2 minutes! :-) :boring:

[gollygee]

90. my daughter's stuffed puppies

She's just started sleeping on her own but woke up and was scared, so she climbed in with us. Her three puppies remain.

[msgadget]

92. The current Time magazine,

a print out of the post While My Guitar Gently Weeps at
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2754351 , a yellow neon highlighter and the remote.