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[buddysmellgood]

How should I kill that?
I jest et my...
Am I the only one who is attracted to my sister?
Whose child can we enlist?
Is your housewife as desperate as mine?
I just stole from my mother. Ask me anything.
I love shellfish but hate gays, suggestions?
How do I know MY vote was counted?

[UpsideDownFlag]

1. what do you love MOST about Bush? Or, conversely,

what do you HATE most about Clinton?

[Alisa]

2. funny funny funny

[guitar man]

3. "Have you moved out of your parent's basement yet?"

"It's still Klinton's fault"

"Libruls suck"

"This morning, I was brushing my tooth and....."

[DBoon]

4. I've had my eleventh Coors tonight

Ask me anything.

[DBoon]

5. The all time best NASCAR driver (poll)

eom

[mac56]

6. Poll: "My A**" or "A Hole In The Ground"

nm

[buddysmellgood]

17. HA

[PartyPooper]

7. I just sold my gun to pay for food. Ask me anything!

[DBoon]

11. I just sold all my food to buy a new Gun. Ask me ANYTHING!

eom

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. I just accidentally shot my kid with my gun. LOL. Ask me anything.

[DBoon]

8. I just bought a new RV

ask me anything!

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. My wife got the house, but I got the appliances on the porch and the car

in the yard! Yee hah!

[Erika]

10. My son just got a job for $6.00 an hour. Praise Bush, his

economic recovery plan is working. My son told his employer who paid him $5.75 an hour to get lost. Good times are here again. In 5 years he will be eligble for 10% emplloyer paid health insurance. Praise God for giving us Bush.

Your informded and edshukated Freeeper.

[medeak]

12. actually checked in there today

the tone is very morose and critical of Bush.

Even heard Rush today (employees be damned listening) down on administration..

they have no one else to blame any more.

[Kali]

15. oh yeah?

do tell!

[buddysmellgood]

18. Seriously? Like they might be thinking they made a mistake?

[jdots]

13. how du i git them puke stains off my car seats ?

them libruls want to ban the bible,i hert it on da radio
cousin Jeeters been abducted by space aliens
theres commies & faggits down to the library i seen em.
not enough prasin Jesus in the schools.
i hope we nuke all them for-ners
Mexikins is steelin our jobs
these are ones i heard in L.A. that liberal place they complain about.

[flvegan]

16. I've got a few

1. Does this look like a rash to you? (pic attached);
2. Buckshot v. slugs. Discuss.;
3. How many DUmbasses does it take to change a lightbulb? Wait, I can't count past two. Okay, then, two.;
4. Let's talk cockfighting;
5. I can't believe what Code Enforcement cited me for today (rant)!;
6. Crabs...lice...I love my little parasites;
7. Can I shoot my librul neighbor's cat? (sorry, Rhino);
8. I hate gayz and lezbyans and joos! Ask me anything!;
9. I have a toothbrush, so I only brush one of them (I have 7, FTR);
10. Favorite jail? Why?;
11. Which child actor/actress do you have the hots for right now?;
12. Dude called me an asshole, and I was like, "yeah, well, you are what you eat, buddy!" Dumbass.;
13. Tide not only got my whites whiter, but my Grand Wizard patch has never been more striking;
14. Woo-hoo! I'm the high bidder on the eBay auction for one of the LAPD batons used on Rodney King!;
and lastly,
15. Can anyone else here suck their own dick?

[underseasurveyor]

25. #10 Aha ha ha ha ha ha ROTF

good one :thumbsup:

[buddysmellgood]

19. I love DU.

[cry baby]

20. "What's the best way to cook roadkill"?

[ewagner]

21. What kind a 'cans do you shoot? (poll)

answers:

Mexi-CANS
afri-CANS
Mer-CANS

[ZoCrowes]

22. Tobey Keith: Gr8tst sungwriter evar

YEEEHEEE

[Guaranteed]

23. CONGRATULATIONS HEILHITLER! 30 POSTS!! nt

[flvegan]

28. Bwahaha! Good one!

[Zorra]

24. Is there anyone else here that

has had sex with a chicken?

What do you think about negroes?

I just read my first novel!

Cool! My parents just died and left me their house!

[buddysmellgood]

29. Ouch. Sharp. They don't call you Zorra for nothing.

[cry baby]

26. "My husband told me I had to vote for Bush".

"My son is STILL in Iraq, I hope he comes home alive".

[IHeart1993]

27. "Reasons why we hate France and/or the U.N." n/t

[complain jane]

30. I found a thread there once where - and I swear this is true -

a bunch of fundie women were posting pictures of Bush and talking about how... I kid you not... how "hot" and "hunky" they thought he was.... :puke:

The best part was that one of them posted a still from the scene where he falls off a Segway. Stupid twits were talking about "how lucky we were" to have a "commander in chief with such sexy legs" :puke:

Aw man I can't believe I'm even posting this. Eccch, I'm shaking now as it all comes back to me. I thought I had put this whole experience behind me.

Ohhh man... Jesus... I need a shower...

..:: rocking and sobbing in the shower ::..

[American Tragedy]

31. Does FR have an equivalent to our lounge?

I suppose I could check myself, but my blood pressure tends to rise precipitously every time I'm exposed to that website. I've even cuffed myself and seen the evidence of it. I do much better with second-hand accounts.

[necso]

32. Physiognomy and Phrenology: Sciences for the End Times. n/t

[Midnight Rambler]

33. Which of your sisters is best in bed?

[progressoid]

34. Unfortunately, this is a true one.

If you wanna be grossed out just check out any thread about Anne Coulter. Freepers actually have a rule that if someone MUST post a picture of her if the she's mentioned.

:puke:

Wanna see??? Here's a sample

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1282338/posts

Oh, yeah, they have freepergasms over Laura Ingraham too.



:puke: :puke:

[andino]

35. Ann Coulter has an ADAMS APPLE!

She is a HE!!!!

[laheina]

36. My eyes! My eyes!

That was cruel, but I understand why you would need to post proof. I still can't believe it!

:puke: