BigMcLargehuge...Lock My Thread!

[Bat Boy]

I've never had a thread locked, and I want you to be the first.

POOP! PENIS! I LOVE ABORTIONS! WOODY ALLEN IS A GENIUS!

Lock me, baby. C'mon. Lock me.

[jpgray]

1. Lenny Bruce was an overrated hack--his bits were written by the bennies

Let's just start a flamewar.

[Systematic Chaos]

2. I'm a repuke and you all suck!!!

No wait, I don't wanna be banned, I just wanna lock a thread. :(

[Bat Boy]

3. Oh...you attacked Lenny...oh...

I must destroy you now...

[jpgray]

4. When you do, cut off my tattooed arm

That way the rest of me can be buried in a Jewish cemetary :D

[Bat Boy]

6. Oh, I can't stay mad at you....

You know your Bruce.

But for the sake of this thread, fuck you.

[jpgray]

9. I'm going to bed

But in the interest of your lock, let me quote some Irvine Welsh:

"Tha's mah fookin ching ya radge coont!"

[SweetLeftFoot]

86. Irvine Welsh

I live in Leith. Nae coont tells ays tae mind mah fookin' change.

[Az]

5. Gotta say something lockable

Start talking about Nader. That should do it.

[jpgray]

7. I'm still waiting on that lynch mob

We're having our lynchers local 413 meeting tonight, so they may be out to grab the punch and pie.

[NoodleBoy]

8. Howard Dean Sucks!

ok, I'm hiding now. I love you, Dr. Dean.

[Floogeldy]

10. You gottta do better than that!

I'm the thread-lock king tonight, by gum!

Post about something that vibrates. Now I've given you free advice!!!

[NoodleBoy]

11. uh, like Michael J. Fox?

[Bat Boy]

12. I said "Penis" already.

What vibrates more than that?

[Bat Boy]

13. C'mon, you lock tease!

You know you wanna.

[ogradda]

14. he's probably asleep.

you'll end up getting locked by that generic moderator thingy :)

[Bat Boy]

15. Nooooo!

What's his phone number? Where does he live?

Wake him up! Goddammit! I wanna be locked!

[pres2032]

16. he's like santa, he only comes around after you're asleep

[the Princess]

17. Oh c'mon folks you gotta do this right........

Who wants to talk about oral sex????????????

[pres2032]

18. if this ain't locked soon, pictures will be posted

i'll leave it up to your imagination as to what they will show....

[dethl]

19. The Goatse man?

*shudders* thats the worst i think could happen

[asthmaticeog]

20. Ask and ye shall recieve, sort of.

[StopTheMorans]

21. BITCH!

[Phillycat]

22. Sooo...porn!

I recently bought some DVD porn, and I watched it, and it was okay, and then I was taking it out of my computer to watch a different (non-porn) movie, and I notived that the porn DVD has a BONUS SIDE!! Yep, there's about 20 clips from different movies--just the sex scenes, and they're about 5 minutes long each! It's awesome! So, basically I got free porn that I didn't know I had. Is there anything better than that?

[progmom]

60. really?

I have never watched porn. Wouldn't even know where to start. All the titles make me laugh.

[Spiffarino]

68. The titles make you laugh?

You should see the acting. :eyes:

[Phillycat]

83. Ah, porn.

It's great. If it's bad porn, it's awesomely funny. And if it's good porn...it's good porn. ;-) All women should get into porn, I think. It's very empowering. Of course, lots of people would disagree with me. :shrug:

[progmom]

85. any recommendations?

[Phillycat]

88. Sure...

try something from Vivid video. They usually have a bit of a plot, and there's some good looking guys in the videos, instead of total scumbags with big dicks.

There's a whole line of them that are geared toward women too--if you go to your friendly neightborhood sex shop with a nice woman behind the counter, I'm sure she can give you lots of advice. :) Good luck!

[progmom]

89. thanks!

:)

[Phillycat]

90. Man, your husband's going to be soooooo psyched.

;-)

[progmom]

91. No kidding.

Now if we can just get my toddler to sleep through the night, we'll be all set!

[Renew Deal]

23. You have to think of something more insidious.

[JimmyJazz]

24. ALERT ALERT

he said "poop" !!!!!

[Misunderestimator]

25. BigMcLargeHuge is a Hot Dem Babe

[Bat Boy]

26. Oh, I'm not giving up that easy...

I don't care how long this takes. I'm kicking this sucker until BigMcLargehuge can't take it anymore.

You will lock me.

Oh yes, you will...

On edit: Maybe some camel toe will help.

[tigereye]

27. aaccckkkk

why did I even look. Oh what a fool I am. :scared:

[frictionlessO]

28. no now that is just fuckin way sexy!! fat elvis with camel toe? batwings!

[Debbi801]

43. OMG, why did I look...

You just made me do a nose trick with my ice water. :silly:

Not sure if that is the funniest thing or the scariest thing I've seen in a long time.

Debbi

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

47. EWWWWWWW

nt

[progmom]

118. OW!

My eyes, my eyes!!

[UpsideDownFlag]

29. Bat Boy loves Bush. He's a Bush enabler.

let's see if that gets it locked...

:silly:

[Bat Boy]

30. Freeper.

[UpsideDownFlag]

31. no, YOU are!

[Bat Boy]

32. I know you are, but what am I?

[UpsideDownFlag]

33. ah, shit. kids used to pull that on me all the time.

[Susang]

34. I'VE GOT IT!!!!

c***!

There. That ought to do it. :-)

[ProfessorGAC]

35. Troublemaker!

BTW: Talking to my wife about Sharon's thingie. Might see you guys there.
The Professor

[prolesunited]

38. Hmm...

Read that again, out loud. ;-)

[ProfessorGAC]

40. I Did That On Purpose

I figured it would stimulate the conversation.
The Professor

[Susang]

41. STIMULATE???

Stop, you're killing me! :D

[ProfessorGAC]

45. Did That On Purpose, Too

I'm just feeling clever & provocative today.
The Professor

[prolesunited]

46. Perhaps a bit too subtle

I can't believe this thread isn't locked yet.

[prolesunited]

37. Only if you take out the asterisks

I really hope he comes up with something clever like he always does. Otherwise, we'll just have to start another thread until we have the satisfaction of being on the receiving end of his wit and wisdom.

[StopTheMorans]

39. what does "Curt" have to do with anything?

:shrug:

[Bat Boy]

48. Everyone knows BigMcLargehuge HATES Curt.

Freeper.

[Dora]

36. Call out a newbie as a freeper, that'll lock ya up!

On Edit: I (blush) was locked for the first time yesterday, and the F word wasn't even mentioned!

[JimmyJazz]

42. BigMcLargeHuge is a Freeper! He reads Soldier of Fortune!

and he has a '72 Nova engine hanging from a tree in his front yard - axe him anything!

[the Princess]

44. AND he wears Ladies underwear

And struts around his house in high heels and lipstick!

I got pics! :P

[frictionlessO]

49. well there is most assuredly nothing wrong with that! unless your

neighbors can see.

x- dressers!! woo hoo!!

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

50. He won't do it.

He wouldn't even lock my oral-sex thread. x(

[Bat Boy]

51. Oh, now you've upped the ante...

I'm actually shooting for getting the thread locked solely on the basis of being annoying.

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

52. Read this thread and tell me he's going to lock one for just being

annoying.

He wouldn't lock mine -- EVEN WHEN I ALERTED IT!!

BigMcLargeHuge doesn't like me at all! :cry:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2158902

[Zomby Woof]

61. :o

:o :o :o :o :o

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

82. :)

:o :o :o :o :o


No worries, BatBoy. Zomby and I have just assured no lock for you! :evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

53. I like to rub bacon all over me and let small farm animals lick it off

there...I helped

[prolesunited]

54. No you didn't

Eeeeewwww!!!! :puke:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

56. Ya mean ya don't like bacon?

:shrug:

[prolesunited]

58. No, I'm a vegetarian

Remember?

[Spiffarino]

69. I love bacon

Baaaaaahhh...mooooooo!

See there BMcLH?? SEX THREAD! SEX THREEEEAD!

[frictionlessO]

55. that was very well thought out!! maybe just saying beastiality will get it

locked??

[JimmyJazz]

57. Apparently what this thread needs is SBP with a pizza paddle!

[Spiffarino]

70. Yes, that's the problem

We lack discipline!

[Renew Deal]

59. This is still alive

lol

[Cadence]

62. LOL. Ahh the name BigMcLargehuge just

cracks me up.

[bunkerbuster1]

115. Butch Deadlift!

Dirk Hardpec!
Slab Chunkcheese!

MST, we hardly knew ye.

[davsand]

63. Fat centerfold...

I am a super thread killer, but have never mangaged to get one locked. Let's see if this heading will get the job done.

Oh, and the picture I promised?





Laura

[Bat Boy]

64. My, that's a fat pussy.

Get it? 'Cause it's a cat, and sometimes they call cats "pussies", but the way I said kind of sounds like I meant "vagina" even though it's clearly a picture of a cat.


Dammit! Lock me!

[Spiffarino]

73. Yep, a big, fat, tight, hairy one

I mean, look at his eyes. He's snockered!

[Gemini Cat]

119. That's a nice pussy! nt

[snooper2]

155. That's one hairy pussy

still not locked...

[foo_bar]

65. Long live Grape Ape!

*probing the DU collective unconscious*

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

66. So... what are you wearing now?

:evilgrin:

[Spiffarino]

67. John Kerry BAD! BAD man! He took my shoe!! I don't like John Kerry.

FIRE TRUCK!

C'mon...lock me, baby.

[Ferrets Bueller]

71. If you can't get locked

go for a record number of posts.

That should be some sort of satisfaction

[yardwork]

72. You guys are so lame

Number one, if you want to get a thread locked, start a flame war about religion. Everybody knows that.

Number two, bad words all by themselves almost never get threads locked. You have to include pictures of sex toys. That will do it. BigMcLargehuge LOVES pictures of sex toys.

[Bat Boy]

74. Oh good!

This ought to do it then....

[LeftyMom]

75. That tree

Is clearly part of the evil zionist conspiracy to keep this thread unlocked.

[Califooyah Operative]

79. haha....

now you must incorporate that with religion.

[Bat Boy]

76. You're hoping I'll go away, aren't you BigMcLargeHuge.

Make me.

[Califooyah Operative]

77. and the tension just keeps building....nt

[Bat Boy]

78. It's a battle of wills.

I can keep this going indefinitely.

Or at least until I get locked...

[WildEyedLiberal]

80. This is so hilarious

Um, I can't think of anything scandalous to say.

How about this: I have naughty fantasies about a certain person whose identity I am not prepared to divulge. These fantasies include numerous legal and illegal sex acts as well as a good bit of kink.

See? Not very scandalous.

[Califooyah Operative]

81. This ones for the cause!

[Phillycat]

84. I had to kick this.

Since some puritan is complaining about it in ATA. :evilgrin:

[progmom]

87. kickin' it.

[Bat Boy]

92. Now that's just plain funny.

I can't decide if it's a genuine puritan or some good Samaritan helping my cause.

I've decided to go with the latter.

[LDS Jock]

95. what about this post is XXX?

just saw in ATA it was labeled that

[Phillycat]

98. Well...there's this:

[LDS Jock]

99. I was just skimming.. I didn't see the "woody"

[Phillycat]

100. :)

Also, above I talk about porn for a while.

[Susang]

93. CHEMTRAILS!

Poop! Asshole! Bitch! Fart! Freeper! Oral Sex!

I'm almost out of material here, somebody please, FOR GOD'S SAKE HELP ME OUT!!!! :evilgrin:

[Phillycat]

94. Nader! Guns! conservativeunderground.com!

[LDS Jock]

101. how about this... DOOKUS

[Phillycat]

102. Oooh...that should do it.

[LDS Jock]

105. lol

oh, I know another one... just a sec

[LDS Jock]

108. look at this... LOL logo

[motely36]

106. Oh man, you're in big trouble now

[LDS Jock]

109. do I get a spanking?

[DS1]

96. This calls for a delicate blend of child psychology and extreme violence..

You don't want to lock this thread Mr. BigMcLargeHuge, in fact, I'll bet you'd rather give up your mod title and forget this ever happened.

and....

NOW!

conservativeunderground.com! conservativeunderground.com! conservativeunderground.com! conservativeunderground.com! conservativeunderground.com! conservativeunderground.com! conservativeunderground.com!

[Misunderestimator]

112. You're so afraid of BMLH that you don't put the actual link...

weenie... :)

[DS1]

116. It really hadn't occured to me

That shalt not be named was named, and if that isn't enough button pushing, I'm certainly that only a DUS (DOS attack by DUers on DU) of sexy pictures and general distaste faster than deleteable one by one would work. And frankly, I couldn't care that much.

[Misunderestimator]

117. LOL Frankly...

:D Me either.

[Beware the Beast Man]

97. FUCK ALL Y'ALL BITCHES!

How's that? :evilgrin:

[Susang]

104. You sexist bastard!!!

Alert! Alert! Alert!

[Beware the Beast Man]

111. Shaddup, ho!

:P

[Susang]

114. Asshat!

Take that, buttmunch!

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

[Beware the Beast Man]

120. You poopiehead!

Nanny-boo-boo! :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

[StopTheMorans]

103. shhh, be vewy, vewy quiet, BigMcLargehuge has entered the lounge

:wow:

[Susang]

107. Where is he?

Have you seen him or are you just toying with our emotions?

[StopTheMorans]

110. oh i have seen him, check the thread that he just started

for starters :silly:

[Deja Q]

113. Don't you mean 'BigMcLargehuge...

...Lock Your Lips on MyBigLargehuge'?

Or

...Lock My BigMcLagrehuge trolling Thread?"

:evilgrin:

I like the first one better. :D

[progmom]

121. you're not trying hard enough

yvr girl got her thread locked with just one post!

[Phillycat]

123. Here, let's you and I get into a lesbian thing here. Do our part!

So baby, what are you wearing?

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

128. OO... can I play? A lesbian THREESOME?? Yum....

[Phillycat]

131. You're in!

So, baby, what are YOU wearing?

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

135. Sweet! handcuffs and leather.

Shit, I am busted... how the hell could I type if I had handcuffs on?

:shrug:

[Phillycat]

136. Um, one-handed?

I am wearing a man's white shirt and nothing underneath.

(Boy, wouldn't the people in my office be surprised if that were true?)

[progmom]

132. Can you hold that thought?

My toddler's waiting for me to help him fall asleep.
:shrug:

[Phillycat]

133. Sure, baby! I'm not going anywhere!

Disco Stu's in no hurry!



(I started to feel like a cheesy lounge guy.)

[progmom]

138. Um...

So how does this thing go?

[Phillycat]

139. Search me. Something about fondling one another, I imagine?

Maybe a pillow fight? In high heels? I think that's how guys picture it anyway. :)

[progmom]

142. Ok, pillow at the ready.

[Phillycat]

143. And then, as we're laughing and frolicking, it turns into something

warmer, deeper...glances get longer, caresses get less playful and more intense...the mood shifts...

Oh hell, I don't know. Is it doing anything for you? :)

[progmom]

144. And that's when

The Beatles arrive...

[Phillycat]

146. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

And some ninjas!

[progmom]

148. I think we have lost our train of thought

And done nothing to get this thread locked.
Sigh...

[Phillycat]

149. I know, it's terrible.

I'll all distracted. But ninjas! Ninjas are mammals! Ninjas fight ALL the time! The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people!

I'm sorry...where was I? Am I outside? Am I driving?

[progmom]

151. Sigh...where did our love go?

Dontcha want me? Dontcha want me no more?

[Phillycat]

152. I've got this burning, burning yearnin' feelin' inside me!

But I think they make a cream for it. Should be cleared up in 3-5 days.

[progmom]

153. How long must I wait?

How much more can I take?

[Phillycat]

154. Now love, love don't come easy...

But I keep on waiting
Anticipating for that soft voice
To talk to me at night
For some tender arms
Hold me tight
I keep waiting

Thanks, I'll be singing that all day!

[progmom]

156. Does that count as some sort of sadomasochistic behavior?

Did I even spell that right?

How 'bout we just spell it out for Mr. McLargeHuge

SEX SEX SEX
HOT LESBIAN SEX.
RIGHT HERE IN THE LOUNGE.

GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!

[Phillycat]

158. HOT! LESBIAN! ACTION!!

I think we've done all we can here.

[Cadence]

122. He just locked the thread

about do guys like being a girls first "date".

That oughtta give you some ideas!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

124. Speaking of locks... who likes handcuffs?

[Debbi801]

125. Handcuffs are good. So are paddles.

[Phillycat]

126. Mmmmmmmpaddles....

:spank:

[JimmyJazz]

129. Is that a pizza paddle in your hand?

[Phillycat]

130. What else?

Anything else is just wimping out... ;-)

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

127. So, Handcuffs+Paddles=PURE BLISS??

[Debbi801]

134. Only when you add a blindfold, too.

[JimmyJazz]

137. I'm kinda curious to know which DU rules have NOT been broken

at this point!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

140. I know, I know.... here's a WHOLE ARTICLE...

OK, I got nuthin', I was bluffing

[JimmyJazz]

147. Hey Sweetie!

You know what this means don't you? There's going to be a shitload of ATA threads whining "why was MY thread locked and this one is still going on..." Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :cry:

:hi:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

150. I think the lounge operates under different sets of rules. That's why I

am afraid to leave :scared:.

:hi:, JJ!!

[Debbi801]

141. What evil, unnatural, filthy, freeper, disgusting things...

need to be included in this thread in order to get this locked?

Haven't we pretty much covered it all at this point?

:silly:

[yvr girl]

145. Sex is the most common way to make a baby

There, I've posted in this thread. It should be locked shortly. I have some sort of aura.

[Bat Boy]

157. Who do you gotta blow to get a thread locked around here?

Jesus....

[prolesunited]

159. That's what I was thinkin'

:shrug:

[progmom]

160. We tried.

We really tried, Batboy.
Sorry.

:(

[JimmyJazz]

162. I read it and I personally think you did a damn good job!

hell, I'm straight and was getting a little twitchy reading about you and Janesez and the pillow fight (the Beatles thing is hilarious, btw)

:hi:

[yvr girl]

161. I tried posting in it - I thought for sure it would work

A certain mod loves to lock my threads. Believe me, I did not give him the incentive you mentioned.

[JimmyJazz]

163. I'm leaving now - I fully expect this thread to be locked when I

get home from work - otherwise, I'm going to just go through every post and start hitting "alert" - that'll fix those mods :7

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

164. Which one of you freepers let this fall to page 2, huh???

I heard Skittles in the in-house ass-kicker. SKITTLES!!!

[JimmyJazz]

165. I am not a freeper! I am a human being!

Skittles tried to kick my ass yesterday - I'm afraid of her. :scared:

Oh and, this one time, at band camp....

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

166. Are you hitting alert yet?

Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet?

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

167. Are you hitting alert yet?

Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet? Are you hitting alert yet?

[progmom]

168. Have we talked about religion yet?

That's a nice hot button topic.

If penises and lesbians don't get this locked, can we try some religion wars?

[yardwork]

169. That's what I suggested way up near the top but nooooooo

it had to be sex-sex-sex and you can see that MrBigLargeMcHuge is just not impressed.

[flamingyouth]

170. I'm sorry to disappoint you

I am not funny. Well, this one time I was, but it wasn't when I was locking a thread in the Lounge. All good things must come to an end. Silly things too. :)