If you could only put 5 people alive today in hell, who would they be?

[Plaid Adder]

I ask this question because after reading some of the Rumsfeld news today, I thought to myself, "I don't actually believe in hell, but if I were running the universe, I would BUILD hell just to put him in it."

Who's on your list?

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[StopTheMorans]

1. Bush, Cheney, Babs, Rumsfeld, and whomever created "the cube"

(as in the "cube farms" that many of us have to work in).

[rurallib]

2. bush, rummy, falwell, robertson, my neighbor around the corner

[Bertha Venation]

3. strictly metaphorically speaking

Donald Trump
Sam Walton
and three other obscenely rich inhuman freaks

[punpirate]

4. Only five?

I feel cheated.... :P

[terrya]

5. Mine:

Robert Novak, because.

Fred Phelps, because he's the very personification of evil. AND anyone who agrees with him. Burn in hell forever, motherfucker.

Ann Coulter, for coming up with a shtick that brought her fame and money. But now she believes it.

Dick Cheney.

The entire hierarchy of the Roman Catholic Church, for allowing and condoning pedophilia within its ranks, yet denegrates the rights of women, gay people.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

6. Lots Of Folks I Dislike Including Folks Who Have Personally Harmed Me

At the time I wished grievous injury on them but in the fullness of time I have forgiven all of them in my heart....

[searchingforlight]

8. Do you forgive Hitler? n/t

[DemocratSinceBirth]

29. Good Question

No...


But there are very few people I consider as evil as Hitler....


And I know the next question is about Bushco...


I think Team Bush is fundamentally misguided... In my passionate moments I think they are evil and have said it many times on this board but I would have to think hard before consigning them to Hell if such a place really exists...

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. I don't believe in Hell , but would not cry if certain junta members were

put in celestial time-out where they could experience their wrongs from the point of view of their victims.

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[Ian David]

14. What, only FIVE??

1 George W. Bush
2 Donald Rumsfeld
3 Fred Phelps
4 Pat Robertson
5 James Dobson

If I could have five more:

6) Rupert Murdoch
7) Dick Cheney
8) Bill O'Reilly
9) Linda Tripp
10) Jerry Falwell

[jakefrep]

9. Only 5?

Pat Robertson
Ralph Reed
Michael Medved
Jerry Falwell
Brent Bozell

[AP]

10. Rehnquist, Thatcher, Pinochet, Rove, Kissinger

[g9udit]

Richard Mellon Scaife,

Rupert Murdoch, Rev. Moon, George B*sh Sr, and whoever's the head of PNAC

[blue neen]

15. Richard Mellon Scaife

You beat me to it!

Dick Cheney
George W. Bush
Donald Rumsfeld
Rick Santorum

[Bat Boy]

34. Ding ding ding ding ding!

Scaife is my first choice as well.

Evil bastards like that know how to hide in the shadows...

[AP]

11. Special media hell: Kristol, Krauthammer, J.Miller, K.Q.Selleye, Wilgoren

I'd also like to squeeze Adam Nagourney in there too.

[lpbk2713]

12. Shit-for-Brains, Rove, Limpuke, Gingrich, & Katherine Harris

Let em all burn in Hell.

[hobbit709]

13. My 5

Cheney: Just Plain Evil
Rumsfeld: Stupid and Evil
Falwell: Hypocritic and Evil
Alberto Gonzales: "Civil Liberties are quaint"
Newt Gingrich: Just for being a slimeball

[The Traveler]

16. Only 5?

Urg. Though I find large agreement with the lists others provide, I think there's gotta be a special place for Murdoch, Rove, the Swiftie Boat Liars, and the nameless gray men behind the curtain pulling the strings.

[hobbit709]

19. I have a better (worse) place for them

Put them in isolation. no one to influence, no one to talk to, no one else to lie to. Take bets as to how long before they crack-like betting on the ice breakup in Alaska

[The Traveler]

21. I like it. (n/t)

[Patiod]

17. Scaife, Norquist, Rove, Rumsfeld, & Ailes

Coulter et al, no matter how annoying, don't have the wide-ranging Satanic influence these evil-doers have.

[gollygee]

18. Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft, Rumsfeld, and Rove

nothing more to say.

[Pacifist Patriot]

33. Replace Ashcroft with Wolfowitz and there's my five.

[Beware the Beast Man]

20. I'm going to stray from the usual suspects here:

1. the inventor of spyware
2. the first person ever to use LOL online
3. the inventor of spyware
4. the inventor of spyware
5. the inventor of spyware

[La Lioness Priyanka]

22. bush; cheney; karl rove; rumsfield, colin powell

[Commendatori]

23. The asshole who invented mail-in rebates burns first.

Then Rove. It's tempting to put Bush in there, but if you hand a gun to a chimp and the chimp shoots someone, you don't blame the chimp. At least not enough to put him in the top five.

Cheney would be a fine third choice.

Fourth: Corsi, or whatever that Swiftie's name is.

Fifth: Starr.

[marc_the_dem]

24. the five

rush limbaugh
carl rove
donny rumsfailed
falwell
john oneil

[Modem Butterfly]

25. Rhino47's cat killing neighbor

That one still makes me angry.

[WMliberal]

49. his hell will be soon

in the form of a large, horny cellmate

[noshenanigans]

26. Can hell spare a square foot or two for Clay Aiken? n/t

[jdots]

27. ahd put sum of youse libruls in the hell

starting with thet Plaid Adder commie then my cousin Jeeter fer voting democrat once cuzz he wuz drunk.Yeah an the bitch Hillary.
My list of repukes is way to big . Zell must burn in hell

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

28. Lex Luther, The Juggernaut, Mysterio, Magneto, and the Joker

I hate those guys

[tigereye]

31. good one Chavez

:hi:

but I kind of like Mysterio

[Arkana]

30. Hee hee!

Bush, Cheney, Coulter, Ashcroft, and Limpballs, with Hannity as an alternate.

Each of them would have their own private hell.

Bush: A nuclear physics class that never ends and where he gets called on to answer every question.

Cheney: Sent to the land of the Care Bears where they can smother him with Rainbows Of Happiness(tm).

Coulter: Forced to be Michael Moore's slave.

Ashcroft: Trapped for eternity in a gay bar called "Thrust."

Limbaugh: Locked in a small soundproof room with three long-haired, barefooted hippies who force-feed him tofu and granola.

[For PaisAn]

42. You are too funny!

I love the special hells you've picked for each of them.

[NoSheep]

32. Rove, Cheney, Rummy,Shrub, and that bitch who shall remain nameless.

:evilgrin:

[Skittles]

35. Bush, Cheney, Katherine Harris, Rove and Rumsfeld

nt

[skygazer]

36. What a delightful game

Rove
Bush
bin Laden
Falwell
and my ex husband

Just the theological discussions alone would be worth it!

[WMliberal]

48. bin Laden #1

because Bush is NEVER gonna catch him. That dude is gonna die of old age, before he dies of American lead poisoning.

Kissinger: Speaking of mass murderers getting away with it...

Charles Manson: Because there is no death penalty in California.

Whoever is running Myanmar: Although it'd probly be futile. He'd just be replaced by some other stooge. Same for replacing 'Lil Kim in N. Korea.

Pat Robertson: Just to see the look on his fucking face when he realizes he was wrong the whole time.

on edit: i replied to you, not the original post, bc you were the first bin Laden mentioner I saw.

[dolo amber]

37. whoisalhedges

ChavezSpeakstheTruth
BewareTheBeastMan
matcom
DS1

1st alternate: nsma
2nd alternate: Skinner

:o

[Magrittes Pipe]

39. I already AM in hell.

:cry:

[dolo amber]

40. Fine

I guess nsma gets your spot. :P

[Magrittes Pipe]

41. Woo-hoo!

You've finally found the woman.

[warrens]

38. Smirk, Rove, Pigboy, Cheney, DeLay

But it's hard. Does this mean Coulter and Ken Lay and Santorum and Ken Starr and Peggy Noonan and Rummy and Wolfowitz and Feith and Perle and...well, you get the idea, get a pass?

[maveric]

43. Rev Phelps, Fallwell, Cheney, bu$h, Coulter

Thats my "A" list.

[For PaisAn]

44. I'm picking the 5 people that will get the "others" to follow them

Murdoch
Falwell
Rove
Bush Sr.
and
Whoever put that bizarre humongous Jesus statue in front of that church in Ohio (the one that looks like the Statue of Liberty in The Planet of the Apes)

[AntiCoup2K4]

45. First, I would need a time machine

By transporting back to about 1931 and casting Prescott Bush and Adolf Hitler into Hell, I would save about 12 million lives and prevent all the other evil that has happenned as a byproduct of the creation of the Bush Criminal Empire.

Which leaves three remaining slots for the Hellbound express.....

Fred Phelps - for being one of the most hateful son of a bitches on the planet.

Al From - for his efforts to destroy the Democratic party.

And since it is December 8, after all.....

Mark Chapman :grr:

[norml]

46. Osama, Rove, Limbaugh, Hannity, and O`Reilly.

Dubya is too stupid to bother with putting in Hell. Send him back to Crawford instead, that's close enough. Rummy would be running Hell, being the Devil that he is.

[LeftyMom]

47. My x, LD's x, veal creep, Ezzo, Kissinger

-My ex. He deserves to spend eternity surrounded by hot women who ignore him but paralyzed and unable to release his frustration. Cheating asshole.
-LD's ex. She believes in hell, so she can hang out there. Her personal hell would a junior high school where everybody fits in but her. Conformist bitch.
-Whoever developed the Provimi veal method. Small crate, tasteless and deficient food that keeps you just alive enough to suffer, the desparate longing for the mother who can't save you, forever. You fucking deserve it, evil bastard.
-Gary Ezzo. Your personal hell is a dark cage where you'll sit cold and hungry, never knowing quite why the center of your universe hasn't come to rescue you yet.
-Kissinger. Forced to live the last minutes of every man woman and child who has died as a result of your doctrines, you sick fuck.

[Lone Pawn]

50. Rumsfeld, Cheney, Pearle, Wolfowitz, Feith

Bush's a tool. The Soviet-era neocons are the ones screwing us over.

[messyca]

51. That's tough

1. Coulter
2. Falwell
3. Robertson
4. W
5. and a tie between Rush and Savage.

[Briarius]

52. No one

it's not my place, and I don't want to indulge vindictiveness (if that's a word, :crazy: )

[pbartch]

53. Bush, Cheney, Bush, Cheney and Jeb