Worst Commercial Ever

[Hogarth]

Top this: the guy in the shitter being talked to by his blinking eye under flourescent light.

[SmileyBoy]

1. Can you hear me now?? Can you hear me now?? Can you hear me now??

I'd like to bash his scrawny little face in while saying "Can you hear me NOW, BITCH??!! CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???!!!"

GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!

[leftist_rebel1569]

16. LOL

Yeah, me too...

[rustydog]

22. Bingo!

That commercial makes me want to say...
"No, cause yo momma is sitting on my ..." you know what.

[mac56]

2. The spastic "dancing" chick in the passenger seat of the Mitsubishi.

Every time this topic gets up, that's my vote.

Hate. That. Commercial.

[unblock]

4. you mean the guy ritchie ad with madonna?

a bit wierd, but hardly worst ever.

[mac56]

6. I don't think so.

Dude driving the car, techno music on, woman in Gatsby cap launches into weird rhythmic contortions as the dude sails around corners.

If Ritchie and Madonna had anything to do with it, it wouldn't make me like it any more.

Dave Chappelle did a great parody wherein the woman gets dumped on her ass on the kerb.

[BlueJazz]

7. I know which one you mean.......

It definitely is on my top 10 worst ads also.
Everybody in the damn car acts like they just escaped from the "Dumb Farm"

[blondeatlast]

17. I was gonna mention the Chappelle skit.

That commercial just makes me retch out of my nose every time thanks to Dave.

[Hogarth]

13. Lordy!

I mute all commercials, but that girl is really obnoxious! Like the flourescent talking eye, I don't need sound to know what makes me want to throw up.

[lpbk2713]

26. When I see that "Days Go By" commercial

and that spastic bozo squirming around, I expect to see a scroll on the bottom of my screen saying "This is your brain on drugs".

[thom1102]

30. LOL!! I love that comercial!

[mac56]

35. What do you love about it?

Serious question. I'd love to understand some aspect of it that ISN'T annoying.

[Blue_Chill]

43. I like that comercial as well

1- The song is pretty sweet, I used to enjoy hearing it at DC dance clubs.

2- The chica can dance, I've seen people with moves like her under many a black light and disco ball and they always impress

[Susang]

3. How about the Quiznos ad with the guy suckling the wolf?

That is the most disturbing commerical I've ever seen. They have a second, less annoying one where he's only being licked by the wolf cubs and their mom. Still a little weird.

[zekeson]

8. I saw that the other day and I thought I was finally having one of those

flashbacks my DARE officer advised me about. :wtf: were they thinking with that? To my knowledge that is the first major campaign from a pretty decent sam'ich joint - what a mjor screw job they got.

[JanMichael]

12. What?! That's a freakin' hilarious commercial!

Disturbing? Sure.

Sort of sick? Yes.

Made me laugh? Priceless.

[zekeson]

15. to each his own

JM, not so sure that I'll be able to get that image out of my head the next time I go in there. If they were selling me anything but food... It does make ya look twice.

[Throckmorton]

31. Hey, my brother produces those commercials.

as well as being the "Star" of a Discovery Channel home design series.

http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/christopherlowell/christopherlowell.html

[matcom]

32. CHRISTOPHER LOWELL is your brother?????

:wow:

the Mrs LOVES his show!

[Throckmorton]

33. yup

I use to hate it when he would arrange my crayons in ROYGBIV order,

[blondeatlast]

39. C'mon, they come that way . . .

[blondeatlast]

38. You're sugaring me, right? Christophere Lowell is your brother?

C'mon--out with it . . . Really?

[Throckmorton]

42. Yes, He is.

But I have a lot more hair in front anyway.

[denverbill]

46. Hey, we just repainted our living on your brother's scheme.

Tell him thanks:).

[Blue_Chill]

44. I agree

I agree completely that comercial never fails to give me the creeps. I hate it.

[unblock]

5. any ad for a local car dealership featuring the owner

[Archae]

10. Not all of those.

In Milwaukee there is a car dealer that has been advertizing using his own face and voice for decades now, Ernie Von Schledorn.

He sounds like Lawrence Welk, and says "Who do know wants to buy a car?"

[Hogarth]

14. I came from Wisconsin to Michigan...

... grew up with Ernie Von Schledorn commercicals. Is he still kicking?

[Archae]

20. Yup.

Still doing the car dealership ads too.

[MindPilot]

9. any commercial that uses rock and roll to sell old people cars

I'm not sure at what point in the aging process one is overcome by the urge to own a Cadillac, but I do know that guys who listened to Led Zepplin aren't there yet.

[Archae]

11. Precription drug ads.

Especially the one with the "Gotta go..." jingle.

[Hogarth]

19. Yup

That's bothered me for years. Pharmaceutical companies encourage the patient to make their own diagnosis and suggest a certain drug to the doctor. I thought it worked the other way. But then I could be wrong.

[MercutioATC]

37. It's all about drug advertising regulations.

If the drug company actually states what the drug is supposed to DO, they have to also disclose possible side-effects.

If they mention just the name of the drug in a commercial and say "ask your doctor", they don't.

[goobergunch]

18. If we include political ads

the one with Saxby "I was 4-F in Vietnam" Chambliss :puke: comparing Max "war hero" Cleland to Osama bin Laden.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[FDRrocks]

21. Purely on annoyance! "It's Her"

Comedy Central has been airing these seemingly pointless (I am sure they are trying to build something up) commercials that feature a girl doing stupid crap like falling in love with a homeless man (thinking he is an artist) and getting off on a 25% drug store pony ride. It drives me nuts, I don't know what it is about, and I think I get stupider everytime I see it.

On the other side, the new Geico commercials (I got good news), are rather fun for a few viewings/hearings. They definately have some talent in thier marketing depo.

[Paragon]

23. How about using "Let's Get It On" with a bunch of kids on a school bus...

...to sell batteries?

Creepy.

[Zippy]

34. I'm with you on that one

The first time I heard that commercial I announced it was my new most-hated ad. Let's Get It On! Sixth-graders! Yuk, yuk, yuk.

It replaces the old most-hated, in which a parent is bargaining with a child over breakfast: two bites of egg and one drink of OJ, etc. Eat what's put before ya, you little ingrate, or be hungry.

[Wolfman 11]

24. Hotels.com

My only hope for humanity is that the creators of these assorted debacles have intentionally made them this reprehensible in order to attract more attention.

Newlyweds: man carries woman across threshold of hotel room on honeymoon, leaves room to change out of tux. First thing wife does is call her friend and brag about how great the room is and how it must cost her husband a fortune, etc, and that she has obviously made the right choice, the posh room being the icing on the cake.

Then there is that one with the old couple giggling obnoxiously in the elevator because they paid less than the other couple riding with them. There are others, but these are the ones that have unfortunately been fused into my brain stem when I was too slow in reaching the remote.

[nomaco-10]

25. Mr. Whipple and that whole Charmin thing.

I buy Northern to this day, I hated those commercials. Grown people squeezing toilet paper, there was just something demented about the whole thing.

[Tom Kitten]

27. The Good News "I just saved a ton of money" from Geiko

these ads wear thin really quickly...why repeat them 15-20 times a day ? Especially the guy reporting from the fake volcano, and the "lawyer" supposedly representing his client...these ads are repeated ad nauseum!

[Silk]

28. The commercial Howard Dean aired in Iowa

He looked stiffer then my.......... when I was looking at pictures of.... ugh nevermind.

[MercutioATC]

29. Any Old Navy commercial.

I won't shop at Old Navy simply because of the commercials.

[ProfessorGAC]

36. Ding Ding Ding Ding!

My sentiments exactly. Won't shop there because of the commercials, too!
The Professor

[baldguy]

40. Agreed.

"Be cool! Buy 20 of our ugly-ass jeans, made by asian child slave labor, which will fall apart by next spring - just in time for you to buy our big useless cargo pants!"

[AlienGirl]

41. Or the monochromatic Target commercials...

"Conformity! It's what's IN this season!"

Tucker

[MisterP]

48. the little boy with the possessed laugh!

[rucky]

45. Clairol Herbal Essences

[curlyred]

47. Any Coors commercial

Hypocritical bastards giving lot of money to conservative right wing christian groups, then producing those commercials......

[SiobhanClancy]

49. "Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go."

This is for an overactive bladder medication I think....whatever,it's very annoying.

[ronnykmarshall]

50. All Carl's Jr commercials.

[Hogarth]

51. Okay, another one came to mind:

It's that paper towel commercial in which a fat little bastard is eating barbecued chicken, wiping sauce off his mug after every bite, then tossing them onto a three-foot pile to his side.

Is Mom supposed to clean all that up? Is she out buying more chicken for the little shit?