The Mother Trickster of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Wow. wait til I tell her my plan about catching bin Laden. Like we drop all these fliers over Afganistan or whereever saying 'Will a certain Mr. bin Laden show up at some mosque parking lot and pick up his prize.' Like we say it's a new Chevy or . . . how 'bout a Hummer . . . everyone wants one of those babies. . . . Then when he shows up to redeem his prize . . . we nab him! Wow! . . . I just know she'll see how brilliant smart it was of me . . . at least I'll bet she won't laugh at me . . . like karl did."

[AlCzervik]

1. "Hey honey you shipping out? Enjoy this meal, it amy be your last"

[plcdude]

2. so how come

your daughters aren't here too?

[elehhhhna]

3. " as submarine could take 'er out from here..."

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

4. I got a naval uniform too! Bringing back the presidential yacht!

[obreaslan]

5. She is saying:

Well, It's going to be so hard shipping out. My daughter just turned 1 year-old, and my husband just lost his job...

Dubya: Mmmmm, you're hair is in a bun...I like buns...pass the butter!

[ragin_acadian]

6. bet yer lookin forward ta Cuba, me too. hell, that castro feller

is abusin people down there in that there cuba. don'tch just hate it? let's smoke em out.

[Crankie Avalon]

7. "I'd be shipping right out with ya to Eye-rack, TONIGHT...

...if it wasn't fer the fact I'm wearing my Sunday jacket, today."

[underseasurveyor]

8. It just occurred to me that he is the ultimate

weight loss diet. Who could eat if ya had to look at him :puke:

He's so disgusting :mad:

[VOX]

9. "Damn right that's mah foot, honey. Ah'm yer commander-in-chief..."

"So, uh, Ah do what Ah do, when Ah wanna do it!"

[skip fox]

10. W. is "thinking": "Now to try out one of my best lines ever. . . . How

does it go again? . . . Hey, Baby, you remind me of a dash-board ornament I used to have. . . . Yeah, that's it. . . . Used to work great on all the chicks at Midland High. . . . Heck, even got Laura with it."

[bearfan454]

11. I am going to take your Social Security away.

You can't do anything about it because we control the voting machines.