The Reach-Out-and-Touch-Something of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

"Wow, Karl, I was like reading Democratic Underground again . . . I know, I know what you told me, okay?, but this is too good . . . I mean like this guy named underpants was asking about if people were captured by terrorists and given enemas . . . I mean, how much could you stand without talking . . . and I'll bet I'd NEVER EVER give them even a table-scrap of information. . . They could give me the fizzy enemas . . . and the cold ones . . . and the jalapeno enemas . . . YIKES!!! . . . I'd never say a word . . . then they'd give me the old peanut butter enema and let squirrels play on my naked butt . . . WOW! . . . I'll bet I'd never say a thing! . . . What do you think Karl? . . . . Karl? . . . you there? . . . (sigh)."

[billyskank]

1. "How do they fit the people in this thing?"

[skip fox]

2. "And, Karl, waht do you think about a guy named underpants anyways?

Maybe I could get on the board and be 'Mrs. underpants' or "No underpants' or . . . Karl? . . . Geez."

[zbdent]

3. "I said I wanted a pizza. You sound like that Rooty-poot guy

and now you're screaming something about missiles? WTF? I want to speak to your supervisor there at Domino's . . ."

[BurtWorm]

4. "Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?..."

[skip fox]

5. funny guy!

:toast:

[plcdude]

6. so what

are wearing right now?

[The Doctor.]

7. "Hey Condi... guess what's in my pocket...."