New State Slogans

[CO Liberal]

(From a Google search inspired by the "Wisconsis - Come Smell Our Dairy Air" thread):

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!!!

http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/one-liner42.htm

[trotsky]

1. LMAO at South Carolina... n/t

[CO Liberal]

2. Speaking as a New Jersey Native....

...the NJ slogan is perfect!!!

:-)

[BurtWorm]

10. NJ works better for NY

In my humble fuckin' opinion.

[Dzimbowicz]

4. So am I ...

and I am a native South Carolinian!

[underpants]

3. Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

I love Nebraskas too

[BOSSHOG]

14. I Live in Mississippi

The slogan is perfect.

Caveat for those who think I'm an idiot: I'm 60 miles from the French Quarter and real estate is a steal in this lil ole red state.

[LDS Jock]

5. more amusing five years ago when it made the email rounds

[CO Liberal]

8. Good Humor is Timeless

:-)

[Solly Mack]

6. Georgia's is spot on.

[RubyDuby in GA]

13. Amen to that!

hehe :)

[Solly Mack]

15. I left Ga. 12 years ago

Haven't looked back. It pains me too much.

[CO Liberal]

16. I Can Sum Up Georgia's Problems in Two Words: "Zell Miller"

:-)

[Solly Mack]

17. Zell's lost his ever-loving mind to be sure

and I blame Newt as well. :)

[Fridays Child]

7. From the looks of ol' Dickie's whanger, the sheep are probably dead.

[Anakin Skywalker]

22. You've Seen Dickie's Whanger?

Was he caught on camera cavorting at the PlayBoy Mansion?

[Fridays Child]

24. You missed his candid campaign crotch shot?

He had a Goodyear blimp in his pants. I have only recently recovered from attempting to poke my eyes out with a sharp stick.

[Anakin Skywalker]

9. Alabummer Now Has Electricity

but they still can't use it to power their TVs, computers and lights for "immoral" purposes. One of their politicians (I am sure he is not alone, given the mindset of many down there) wants all public libraries to be purged of books about homosexuality. There was a thread here yesterday about this, but I didn't bookmark it.

[realisticphish]

11. Ohio- At least we're not Michigan

LMAO :7


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[On the Road]

12. I Like Vermont

Yep

[flamingyouth]

18. I've always loved Washington's

It's so true. :D

[KamaAina]

19. Oh, for Pete's sake. For openers...

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

The leters T, S and R are not used in modern Hawaiian. Also, two similar vowels (the 'ee' in "leeki") are always separated by the 'okina (as are the two 'a''s in "sha'ami"). 'A'ole maika'i!

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Bzzzzzzzzzt! The Missouri River cuts a little triangle out of the upper right corner.

Vermont: Yep

Usually pronounced "A-yup".

:-)

[CO Liberal]

21. I Didn't Write It - I Only Posted It

:shrug:

[UrbScotty]

20. FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE FROM THE CANADIANS!!

:D

[ZombieNixon]

23. LOL!

Tho' I think North Dakota's works better for New Mexico.

[CornField]

25. Hey - we're known for doing amazing things with corn

Some of them even x-rated. LOL!!

I didn't see many sheep when we drove through Wyoming. At a diner in Laramie I was asked, "Want to know why there are so many Adult Mega Stores in Wyoming?" Everytime the waiter would pass our table, he'd give us another reason. My favorite was, "You know, the antelope can only take so much!"

LMAO!!