What's playing on President Bush's IPod?

[Fenris]

http://whitehouse.org/kids/ipod.asp

* We Are the Champions – Queen
* I Drink Alone – George Thorogood
* White Christmas – Bing Crosby
* Working 9 to 5 – Dolly Parton
* Rapture – Blondie
* Dallas Theme – Television's Greatest Hits
* Killing an Arab – The Cure
* Daddy is a Yale Man – Yale Whiffenpoofs
* The Winner Takes it All – ABBA
* Dixie (Dance Mix) – Daughters of the American Revolution
* Hot for Teacher – Van Halen
* Tequila Sunrise – Eagles
* Nookie – Limp Bizkit
* Rock the Casbah – The Clash
* Macho Man (12" Version) – Village People
* The South's Gonna Do It Again – Charlie Daniels Band
* Killing in the Name – Rage Against the Machine
* Cocaine – Eric Clapton
* Why Don't We Get Drunk (And Screw) – Jimmy Buffet
* Reign in Blood – Slayer
* Jesus Hold My Hand – John Ashcroft
* Like a Rock – Bob Seger
* Take the Money and Run – Steve Miller Band
* U.S. Male – Wayne Newton
* Rhinestone Cowboy – Glen Campbell
* Breaking the Habit – Linkin Park
* Battle Hymn of the Republic – Augusta National Barbershop Quartet
* Fortunate Son – Credence Clearwater Revival
* Don't Drink That Wine – NWA
* I Want Action – Poison
* America – Lee Greenwood
* Ride of the Valkyries – Richard Wagner
* Jesus Freak – DC Talk
* Cocaine Blues – Johnny Cash
* Killing Is My Business... And Business Is Good! – Megadeth
* Father and Son – Cat Stevens
* The Dukes of Hazzard – Waylon Jennings
* I'm a Greedy Man – James Brown
* Hang on to Your Ego – Beach Boys
* Dead Bodies Everywhere – Korn
* Long Distance Drunk – Modest Mouse
* Tube Snake Boogie – ZZ Top
* Old Mother Reagan – Violent Femmes
* Personal Jesus – Depeche Mode
* The Final Countdown – Europe
* Spank My Booty – Lords of Acid
* Bombs Over Baghdad – Outkast
* The Grand Illusion – Styx
* William Tell Overture – Classical Music's Greatest Hits
* Master of Puppets – Metallica
* To Hell With the Devil – Stryper
* The Nigga Ya Love To Hate – Ice Cube
* Bales of Cocaine – Reverend Horton Heat
* White Rabit – Jefferson Airplane
* Dazed and Confused – Led Zeppelin
* Speedy Gonzales – Pat Boone
* Right Wing Pigeons – Dead Milkmen
* Out for Blood – GG Allin
* What a Fool Believes – Doobie Brothers
* Fuck Foreigners in There Dirty Unwiped Asses – Toby Keith

[edbermac]

1. Who cares? He probably couldn't turn the friggin thing on...

Probably still can't set the correct time on his VCR...

[Nikepallas]

2. Master of the House from Les Mis

and I don't think Dixie Chicks would be on his ipod because they spoke out against him.

[Tweed]

16. Genius

[coloradodem2005]

22. Or the Eagles for that matter.

Henley and Frey are Dems.

[flamingyouth]

3. Where's "Drug Store" by the Dwarves?

Seems quite appropriate. Plus, it's only 1:06. He does have a short attention span.

[Fenris]

7. Heeheeehee

What's that title again? Blood, Guts, and...Cats?:D

[flamingyouth]

8. Yeah, I think it's something like that

:evilgrin:
The album that's too un-PC to even be mentioned on DU!

[Fenris]

9. Such a whimsical cover too!

:D

[flamingyouth]

10. I know it fills me with the holiday spirit!

}(

[Fenris]

12. Blood and nudity often does that to me as well.

So festive!:D

[m0nkeyneck]

4. you mean ipods?

;-)

[Seldona]

5. 'War pigs'.

Maybe 'Highway to Hell'.

[terrya]

6. Thank God that's a parody site! I mean, really...ABBA???

I LIKE ABBA. I'd have to throw my "ABBA's Greatest Hits" and "More Greatest Hits" cd's in the trash. :-)

:hi:

[Anakin Skywalker]

11. He's Not Cool Enough

to use an iPod or anything Apple. His people use Dells, mostly. I am NOT stereotyping. They admit it themselves.

[DS1]

13. Jesus Christ! I mean, wow, you left out THE Bush song

The World Is Mine - by Ice Cube

The world, belongs to me
Niggaz don't know my pedigree, W-S to the C
We be them hogs, that make it rain cats and dogs
We got the "Bud" just like them frogs
Now everybody on the West, show some love
And everybody on the East, respect the Corniche, it's not on lease
Breakin laws, swimmin through the water like Jaws
Gumby's pause, and take they drawers, no balls
God damnit, niggaz take my planet for granted I can't stand it
Catch a flight across the Atlantic
Step off the plane, nuttin but expense of the game
Bitch I'm rich you know my name, show me the cane
Now are you sure? One hundred percent pure
Cause if it's not, believe me the shit gettin hot
I got a plot to make your whole family deaf dumb and blind
(tell em one more time) the world is mine



The world is mine nigga, back up
I gots to get mine before I act up


It's a quarter to eight, I'm not finished my plate
I got a phone call to make, my niggaz tell me it's fake
Oh what a mistake, here's what I want you to break
Tie his feet with some weight, throw his ass in a lake
And then set up a date, between me and his mate
Tell her lobster and steak, and bitch don't be late
Oh the pussy was great, I'm still sealin your fate
Cause you can't imitate, the nigga you love to hate



Can I grin, show my fin, I'm down with mack 10
Dub-C, K-Dee, and Kausion
It don't stop, niggaz get to bowin a lot
When we enter the spot, look all the niggaz we got
Worldwide, nigga take a look outside
Got a brother named Clyde, he's like Jekyll and Hyde
Ice Cube is the lick, Westside is the click
(Can't get enough of this gangsta shit)
You wanna check our cajones we got the feds up on us
We gotta roll on Daytonas because we know that they want us
And if they catch us in rap, it's a reasonable doubt
My niggaz pointin me out, my momma scream and she shout
But we got enough green, from our triple beam
To hire the prosecution, and the dream team
This world ain't nuttin but a dollar sign (ching ching)
I'm a partner in crime, the world is mine




Yeah, you punk ass niggaz know the side, so check it
When you meet us, you better bring your heaters
Cause the only way you could beat us, is if you cheat us nigga




We tight, ha hah
Where you from nigga?
Where you from nigga?

(tell them one mo' time) Ice Cube: The world is mine <4X>

Ha ha ha, West Texas!

[Fenris]

14. Hey, take it up with the Whitehouse folks. I didn't make the list.

;)

[kohodog]

15. Dead Kennedys: Too drunk to fuck

[ikojo]

17. Horst Wessel Song

A favorite of white supremacists everywhere!


http://www.anesi.com/east/horstw.htm


English Translation (literal)
Flag high, ranks closed,
The S.A. marches with silent solid steps.
Comrades shot by the red front and reaction
march in spirit with us in our ranks.

The street free for the brown battalions,
The street free for the Storm Troopers.
Millions, full of hope, look up at the swastika;
The day breaks for freedom and for bread.

For the last time the call will now be blown;
For the struggle now we all stand ready.
Soon will fly Hitler-flags over every street;
Slavery will last only a short time longer.

Flag high, ranks closed,
The S.A. marches with silent solid steps.
Comrades shot by the red front and reaction
march in spirit with us in our ranks.

[Anakin Skywalker]

21. White Supremacists? Hey! Watchyer Mouth!

Them's "PATRIOTS" yer talkin' 'bout!

;)

[borlis]

18. Like he would know what to do with an IPod!!

He would probably try to use it as a Gameboy.

[sakabatou]

19. Is that real?

Man what a lousy choice of songs.

[Anakin Skywalker]

20. It is Parody.

Rethugs have contempt for avant-garde things such as Apple stuffs.

[jmowreader]

23. So where's "Deutschland Uber Alles"?