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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:41 PM Original message |
If Your Pets Could Talk... What Would They Say? |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:43 PM Response to Original message |
1. "FANCY FEAST, you cheap bastard? I want Sheba, dammit!!" |
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Cuban_Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:43 PM Response to Original message |
2. Ours would say... |
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SaintAnne (272 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:44 PM Response to Original message |
3. She would say |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:44 PM Response to Original message |
4. Clancy would complain about his litter box |
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LisaM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:45 PM Response to Original message |
5. Gordie would say |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:46 PM Response to Original message |
6. "Why did you pick the 3rd floor (4th in America) apartment?" |
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maveric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:46 PM Response to Original message |
7. Dont put those stupid fuckin reindeer antlers on me during Xmas season! |
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ayeshahaqqiqa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:47 PM Response to Original message |
8. 6 cats, one dog |
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LiberalEsto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:48 PM Response to Original message |
9. More yogurt! |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:49 PM Response to Original message |
10. You want the ball? You get it. |
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KyndCulture (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:49 PM Response to Original message |
11. My Calico would be saying.... |
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candy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
12. "Where's the beef?" Translation:Not that shit dogfood again!! |
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catbert836 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
13. Stay home to pet me all day. n/t |
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gristy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
14. My cat CAN talk |
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n2mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:51 PM Response to Original message |
15. What my pets would say |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:51 PM Response to Original message |
16. 6:00 a.m. - HeyTROF! |
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KittyWampus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
17. Open The Door I Want To Go Out |
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Khephra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:53 PM Response to Original message |
18. It does talk and it says: |
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bergamot (63 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:53 PM Response to Original message |
19. Begone, |
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KyndCulture (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:56 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. HAHAHA.... we also have the CMD |
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Courtesy Flush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:53 PM Response to Original message |
20. Let me go outside n/t |
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AFSCME girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 06:57 PM Response to Original message |
22. My kitty girls would be saying..... |
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judaspriestess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
23. there's three |
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Modem Butterfly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 07:07 PM Response to Original message |
24. Our Shar-pei vs. our Chow |
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hlthe2b (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 07:08 PM Response to Original message |
25. "heh, heh, I've really got my MOM wrapped around my little paw, heh heh" |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 07:14 PM Response to Original message |
26. Hmmm |
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medeak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 07:18 PM Response to Original message |
27. hi! hi! hi! hi! hello! hello! n/t |
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mondo joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 07:18 PM Response to Original message |
28. "The Garbage Truck is a Monster - Listen! It's coming!!!" |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 12:04 AM Response to Reply #28 |
37. The Reverse-Gear "Beeeeep-beeeeep-beeeep" Drives Our Dog Crazy... |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 07:19 PM Response to Original message |
29. Cockatiel |
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Ekirh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 07:30 PM Response to Original message |
30. hmmm.. |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 07:37 PM Response to Original message |
31. Another Bath??? Why? I Smell Fine... Just Right!! |
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pookieblue (517 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 07:39 PM Response to Original message |
32. If my cats could speak, I think I would be in trouble. |
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jellybelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 07:39 PM Response to Original message |
33. kitties! |
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sbj405 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 07:39 PM Response to Original message |
34. Right now, Keaton is saying |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 07:44 PM Response to Original message |
35. We have two dogs... |
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allalone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-08-04 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
36. my dog would say exactly the things you list plus |
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Hillaryin08 (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 12:09 AM Response to Original message |
38. My grossly obese cat would say |
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Zomby Woof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 12:11 AM Response to Original message |
39. You're right Dad! My poop IS toxic! |
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chefgirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 12:12 AM Response to Original message |
40. We have a goldfish named Snot |
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