Am I the only one who thinks Mayonnaise is GROSS?

[Placebo]

The first (and only) time I tried it, I threw up. I find it absolutely disgusting. :puke:

[Catherine Vincent]

1. Well that depends. Do you eat it straight from the jar?

It tastes okay to me. As long as it's spread on bread or mixed with something.

[RagingInMiami]

2. I hate mayonnaise

And I find myself getting strange looks from people when I tell a sandwich maker, "no mayonnaise, please."

[trotsky]

3. You are not alone.

I can't stand mayo. It adds absolutely nothing but fat. Certainly no taste.

[Maccagirl]

4. No

I hate the look and smell of it. Hold the mayo!

[JohnKleeb]

5. you'd love my brother, he feels the same way

Mayo on some things is good that said.,

[livinbella]

6. It is gross. So is miracle whip.

[fluffernutter]

8. which is grosser?

[Carni]

22. Miracle whip is the spawn of satan lol

Really--IMO it's worse than mayo.

I am no mayo salad fan and won't touch anything made with uncooked mayo in anyone else's house (the worst mayo encounters IMO happen away from home) but I can endure mayo in some recipes in my own home...miracle whip however is just all around BAD lol.

[AlCzervik]

7. What??? You need to leave it out in the hot sun for a few hours

and then try it and then tell me you don like it.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

9. Rest assured you are not alone... and if I take a bite of a sammich and

am ever surprised by it.... :puke:

[Champ]

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[BlueJazz]

11. Do you know how it's made? ..Well you know when you stomp

..on a huge Roach and that white Goo comes out?...That's Mayonaisse.

I must be one sick bastard 'cause I love it.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

12. It's gross...

Most memorable quote about mayonnaise EVER:
Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski(from the Whole Nine Yards): I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door.

Duckie

[Placebo]

15. I loved that scene!

What's with the Canadians and their love of Mayo on burgers??? :crazy:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

21. Where's HeyHey...maybe he can answer?

[maveric]

13. Mayo like ketchup is manna from the heavens.

32 million Canadians cant be wrong.

[stupid grin]

19. I didn't even realize there were that many Canadians.

[Gato Moteado]

14. i hate mayo

it makes me puke also. i always make sure to stress "NO MAYO" when ever i order a sandwich from a restaurant.

[Catherine Vincent]

16. Well, I appears you're not alone.

When I was growing up we had mayonnaise sandwiches. No joke.

[arwalden]

17. That depends on what you're using it for...

... and if using that way is legal in your state.

[Placebo]

18. Ooooooh...

that might turn me into a mayo fan. ;)

[AlCzervik]

24. Oh, ok, mayo see how you are, all of a sudden

you find out that it can be used for other purposes and you're all on board the mayo train? The mayo has told the other condiments about you, so be aware.

[lgardengate]

20. Actually,I eat Helmans every day (sandwiches) and

The only potato salad i really like is the reciep on back of the Helmans jar.

[pintobean]

23. It's good for something.

A very effective head lice treatment is a simple home care, toxin-free remedy that uses mayonnaise. Apply a thick coat of regular mayonnaise (do not use lowfat or light mayonnaise) to the hair and scalp, and cover with a plastic shower cap. Leave the shower cap on for three to four hours. The mayonnaise will smother the lice and eggs. Wash the hair with warm water and shampoo to remove the mayonnaise. The dead eggs will still be attached to the hair. To remove the dead eggs, apply a mixture of vinegar and water to the hair to dissolve them.

source: http://www.uihealthcare.com/topics/infectiousdiseases/infe4723.html

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

25. I hate it!

I have not eaten mayo since I was 12. One day, I just decided that it was really gross and stopped eating it. A short time ago, I tried it again at a party. I then ran to throw it up in the bathroom. It was disgusting.

[imenja]

26. it's horrid. I substitute plain yogurt in salads calling for mayo

If I must use some, I find the miracle whip light better, since it's not as heavy.

[Abelman]

27. I use it lightly

I'm more of a mustard mark. Sometimes - rarely - I will use it on a burger.

My Econ teacher from high school had a nice mayo story.

He had read mayo was good for your hair, so he'd put some in for a while. Well, later that night he was at the movies with his wife, Bev or whatever and she starts sniffing.

"Dave. What is that smell?" Sniff. Sniff. "What is that god-awful smell? Do you smell it?"

He had, of course, forgotten to wash it out.

And that's a true story!