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Chuckup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 10:40 PM
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ATTENTION male DU'ers, your laptop may be damaging your sperm!
Laptops can make men infertile!
http://www.healthtalk.ca/laptop_fertility_12082004_7223.php
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whalerider55 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 10:41 PM
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1. i once had a friend...
whose sperm really damaged his laptop.

whalerider55
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NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 10:41 PM
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2. I position mine
so that when I am sitting on the couch, half of the laptop is on my thigh, and half resting on the couch.
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 10:42 PM
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3. My sperm's already done its worst. Sitting here
with my laptop on my, you know, lap.

Two beautiful sons upstairs, dreaming of sugarplums, or video games. Whatever.
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iconoclastic cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 10:48 PM
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4. Hmm, and here I thought my sterility came from closing it on my nads!
It was an accident, I swear.
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 10:50 PM
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5. The joke's on my laptop.
I had a vasectomy!
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Chuckup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 10:57 PM
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6. Farkers will have a ball with this one
no pun intended! Geesh, I crack myself up
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