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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-09-04 01:14 AM
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Never dine with a duck
because they will always stick you with the bill :)
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-09-04 01:15 AM
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1. ::groan::
Cute, real cute...:P
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-09-04 01:27 AM
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2. according to the BBC, duck jokes are TEH FUNNAY
http://www.bbc.co.uk/threecounties/have_fun/funniest_joke.shtml

Why is that, I wonder
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-09-04 01:32 AM
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3. Hee-e-e-ey!
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-09-04 01:38 AM
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4. rofl
Edited on Thu Dec-09-04 01:39 AM by bloodyjack


* Knock knock *

YELLOW: HELLO!!

PSYDUCK: Hello, I vas vondering if any of you vould like to have a look at my new invention...

YELLOW: Sure...cum in...

* he starts to walk in but Yellow stops him *

YELLOW: I really meant... cum in...you know...

PSYDUCK: Oh...

RED: Hey, whos the cute duck?

PSYDUCK: Shut up, now listen, I have to tell you something...rumuor has it, they nyk and Behnom....there thinking of getting rid of you!

GREEN: NO WAY!!! Were the yoshis!!!

BLUE: Yeah...we cant leave the plays!!

PSYDUCK: Hey, they nearly fired me, whyd you think Im doing so much! To keep my job!

* he dances around *

RED: But....what can we do?

PSYDUCK: Vell....being the guy I am, I made an invention, that will make you...not gay!!!

YELLOW: WHAT!!!

PSYDUCK: Yes, tis true....you vill not ve gay with this, and you can go your separate vays and save your asses!!

BLUE: What do you think guys?

GREEN: Im in...

RED: Me too...

YELLOW: NOO!!! Come on guys...we cant do this!!!

BLUE: Why not!!! Its time we got a new role!!

RED: Hes right, weve been doing fuck alll for the last few plays...

GREEN: Ok, Psyduck...lets do this..

PSYDUCK: Oh ya, das ist gut!

http://avelanch1.tripod.com/fanfics/id10.html
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