I just found out my S.O. is bi-pedal

[dolo amber]

He may even be an all out homo-sapien. What should I do? :cry:

[SemiCharmedQuark]

1. Break his ankles...

I think that will help him get back to his quadraped self.

[AngryAmish]

3. Been a while since I've seen a good hobbling...

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. Word around here is that he's a homo-erectus, too.

:wow:

[dolo amber]

4. Semi-erectus, at best

:7

[StopTheMorans]

12. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

that reminds me of my former 53 year-old boss in college. when he'd see a really attractive girl, he'd say "whoa, that girl is giving me a halfie." funny, but :puke:

[snippy]

5. This could be serious. Do you have any duct tape?

You probably also should have him checked for bi-lateral symmetry.

[Zuni]

6. You should buy a military surplus assault rifle

and the largest combat knife you can find, just in case.

[dolo amber]

7. I wonder if he's got an *agenda*

:shrug:

[Zuni]

18. perhaps he is 'recruiting'.

[asthmaticeog]

8. Bi-ped, schmi-ped.

Make him crawl on all fours anyway.

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. Taste of leather, sting of the lash.

:scared:

[terrya]

10. Your SO is an aggressive homo-sapien!

I picked that up the first time I met him. :-)

T

[dolo amber]

11. Oh dear...it's all your fault, isn't it!!

:grr:

Your lust for toasters knows no bounds!! :D

[terrya]

14. I have an insatible appetite for small appliances!

Yes, it is my fault! And it was easy! :-)

I am now having to deal with the wrath of dolo amber! Yikes!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

13. You just found out that third leg ain't a leg? (nt)

[eyesroll]

15. My former husband had that same problem.

He was quite the pedagogue as well.

[Mistra_Know_It_All]

16. what does he use - wawa and phaser? Flange?

[tigereye]

19. beware those who use the flanger

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. A Little Lanilei spring verb and an Electro-Harmonix Pulsar, thank you.

[retread]

21. A Big Muff?

*

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. Even better -- a Big Muff Pi!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

17. dump him or her!

You don't need that uppity crap!

[Donkeyboy75]

23. Don't worry, he's no homo sapiens.

He's no further along than Australopithecus afarensis.

Is one of these him?

[dolo amber]

24. He's a little hairier...

and not quite as hot. :loveya:

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. I sincerely pity him.

[Donkeyboy75]

28. You are a lucky gal.

What with those canines and all.

[Kenneth ken]

26. buy

him a bicycle built for two and get him pedaling, of course.

:hi: amber

[dolo amber]

27. You're right!

Silly me, I was thinking shock-treatment...:eyes:

;)

:hi: yerself!

[Fridays Child]

29. I suppose he wants you to believe he was born that way...

...and he just can't help it. Maybe you should tell him about Exoderm Ministries.