yvr girl is a terrible, awful, horrible person - discuss (please disagree)

[yvr girl]

[StopTheMorans]

1. I concur. well thought-out, concise, clear arguments, and irrefutable

evidence.

[sniffa]

2. and she smeLLs Like pickLes

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. Well duh.

We don't talk to her because she's nice.

[radwriter0555]

4. I'm WORSE. I killed 23 fish yesterday.

I hope I buried them deep enough.

[AlCzervik]

5. We've known this for quite awhile now, you just catching on?

a little slow on the uptake are we?

[RagingInMiami]

6. I disagree

Any girl that enjoys nudity is all right in my book.

[kmla]

7. And you know what else I heard????

I heard that she has cooties.

But that doesn't bother me. I have cootie protection (written with a ball point ink pen on my wrist, as is regulation in the 'Kid's Cootie Protection' handbook.

:)

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

8. Oh, I strongly disagree. Quite the opposite. yvr is quite the sophisticate

Of course, being the "internets," what do we REALLY know about yvr girl?

I believe that yvr girl exudes an aura of mystery coupled with a chronic level of trauma aimed squarely at the male ego-slash-libido. I believe that yvr girl posesses stealthy, ninja-like skills that allow her to reduce "witty" males to small, shivering little boys...in a matter of SECONDS!

Not that it's a bad thing.

Anyone thinks I'm makin' this up, do a search on the "how to eat an ice cream" post.

:evilgrin:

[RagingInMiami]

9. Make it easy for us

give us a link

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

13. It's not coming up in the search, so you will have to settle for...

...THIS inspirational quote, which did:

"If you don't have your integrity - you don't have anything (especially if you're naked)" - yvr girl

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

17. I'm not sure what you mean by 'a chronic level of trauma aimed squarely..'

I like the idea of having ninja-like skills though.

If only you knew. I am so girl next door.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

21. It was a compliment...

...basically saying that you are better prepared to deal with the men of DU in a battle of wits than THEY are to deal with YOU. But that's pretty much true for most men and women anyway. A lot of guys never mature past the Fred Flintsone "yabba dabba doo" stage, while Betty and Wilma are the REAL DEAL.

:toast:

[yvr girl]

30. Well thank you

I don't even begin to compete with some of the legendary banterers on this board, but thanks.

[Beer Snob-50]

10. girls from britsh columbia

generally have looser morals than others. so i have no problem with her.

[RagingInMiami]

11. Morals are for republicans

[bobthedrummer]

12. Actually, I fancy that yvr girl is a terminal romantic...

O8)

[yvr girl]

25. You mean there's no cure? I guess I should get 'my things in order'

How long do you think I have?

[jobycom]

14. I strongly disagree

Completely and totally.

Is that good enough? You won't hurt me now?

[yvr girl]

19. I haven't hurt anyone since I was in a cat fight when I was 10

I held my own, but she drew blood and I had scratch marks on my arm for 6 months.

[jobycom]

33. My cats do that to me, too

So I try not to fight with them.

[yvr girl]

34. The 'cat' in question was another 10 year old girl

We were practically family, but we had been couped up together for too long.

[11 Bravo]

15. As long as she continues to post while naked,

she will remain one of my personal favorites.

[McKenzie]

16. have to disagree...your posts are usually funny/interesting

and no, it's not male sycophantism...I live several thousand miles away so I'm no stalker and not, therefore, a threat (unless you flame me and I get hold of your IP number if it's static...snigger)

Nope, can't think of anything you've posted that's made me think...sheesh what a git.

Your attention is drawn to the following disclaimer: This informal character assessment is made without prejudice to my client's future posts and does not necessarily bind him to being nice in future replies. Nor does it negate my client's right to be a totally rude twonk at any point from the time of this post onwards. The rights stated herein are inalienable and my client asserts his intellectual right to...hang about Mr McKenzie...when did you acquire an intellect?

[7th_Sephiroth]

18. i like her

:loveya: :spank: :pals:

[Zuni]

20. I can't even print what I think about yvr girl....

:mad:

[WMliberal]

22. i love her. i'm in awe

of how she can get threads locked so easily!

[yvr girl]

24. What is up with that?

I'm almost tempted to post in one of the '...Lock my thread' posts to see if I can put it to a grinding halt by my mere aura. If I didn't think I would be banned for life, I might do it. I'm so Canadian.

[WMliberal]

26. you make me so jealous.

I'm tempted to start a few of my own. I haven't had a good locking in at least 6 weeks. Almost as long as it's been since I--- man, I still can't work up the courage to meet your lock-worthyness.

[Abelman]

23. I disagree

How could such an awful person be so naked?

[Gothic Sponge]

27. Is this a sex thread?

[yvr girl]

28. NO!

The other one wasn't in my mind either. It was a human behaviour question. I am so misunderstood.

[Gothic Sponge]

29. You are a pervert!

Just kidding.

:)

We all have had threads locked.

[Beer Snob-50]

31. having had a small role in one of your threads being locked

i can vouch for the fact that it was a massive misunderstanding by those in power.

[achtung_circus]

32. Well, she asked a question

to which I replied. I'm not sure if it was the thread or my reply that got the thread locked but my guilt is enormous.

I won't blame yvr girl for eliciting the response, I'm going to blame it (as usual) on a combination of "society" and my parents. My parents were last blamed for me being a nice guy so they can bear some of the load.

Therefor yvr girl is blameless, and under my clothes, so am I.

[GOPisEvil]

35. That is the biggest pile of lies I've ever read.

You're quite a wonderful person, in reality. :-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

36. But her posts are so insightful!

:evilgrin:

[LDS Jock]

37. but, but, but... she is so pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

did you all see her pic in the new updated DU gallery? Makes me wanna be a breeder.

[yvr girl]

40. **blush**

[donheld]

38. The contact i've had with yvr girl

has been nothing but very pleasant. :yourock:

[GreenPartyVoter]

39. *hugs* :^D

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[Zomby Woof]

41. I am moving to Vancouver just for you

:loveya:

[yvr girl]

42. Thanks everybody (well almost everybody)

you helped to improve a bad day.

To the others - I had 4 older brothers, I can deal with a bit of teasing.

[Arkana]

43. Er...why?

[mmonk]

44. nah

[JimmyJazz]

45. Does that fact that only males responded to your thread (with the

exception of me and chimpsaresmarter) give you any clue whatsoever as to how some of us may feel about you? Maybe it's time for a little introspection. IMHO.