Times are hard; you're afraid to pay the fee...

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

So you find yourself somebody who can do the job for free...

[ohioliberal]

1. Or you bartor.

[catzies]

2. When you need a bit o'lovin' 'cause your man is outta town

that's the time you get me runnin', and you know I'll be around...

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

3. I'm a fool to do your dirty work, oh yeah...

[SnohoDem]

4. I'm a fool to do your dirty work

Oh, yeah

[Beaverhausen]

5. I don't wanna do your dirty work no more

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

6. I don't want to do your dirty work

no more!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

7. Light the candle, put a lock upon the door,

[Beaverhausen]

8. You have sent the maid home early

like a thousand times before

[redqueen]

10. Like the castle in its corner

In a medieval game

[Richardo]

9. Mayberry: who's the puppy in your avatar?

What breed? We have a black mini schnauzie with uncropped, enormous ears that looks just like that. Almost looks like a rabbit.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

12. It's our Skye Terrier, Hanako.

Here she is as a puppy when we first got her.


This is Hanako (left, standing) as a slightly older dog with her litter mate/sister. This is about what she looks like now.

They are great dogs!

[Richardo]

13. Amazing! if her legs were 2x longer she'd be Ruby's twin

Nice pix!

[Richardo]

11. Like a castle in a corner, in a medieval game

I foresee terrible trouble, but I stay here just the same.