Captions that go BUMP in the night

[CatWoman]

[procopia]

1. Gee, Laura, too bad YOU don't have an umbrella.

Hey, aren't you gonna hold this for me?

[emad]

2. Has Pickles got nits?

or is she flexing her left to fit snugly around his throat before another suck on the jugular....

[cosmicdot]

3. strike a pose ... vogue ...

[7th_Sephiroth]

4. As A custom

Of the chimpanzee species, Subject X0009 or "Chimpy" picks fleas and other bugs from its mate's fur and eats them, this grooming ritual promotes bonding, in thier tiny, underdeveloped brains.

[skip fox]

5. W. is "thinking": "You may ask yourself 'What am I doing here?, Who am I

really?" and so forth, if not a display in the show-window of the gods, if not a pebble in the preacher's shoe, if not the boil on Batman's vast bottom, if not the squirrel squirrelling up behind you with an enema bag like a boxcar of lollipops on wheels, of course, damn glad I took those pills, chills racing my thrills running through me like New York on holiday, give it a break, sure glad I took them all, here's my Santa laugh, my Santa call . . . '

[skip fox]

6. Now as the day gives silent way to night,

And DU'ers by the score douse screen and lights
And gat them home to their repast, spirits bright,
Then come forth their colleagues of the night
With minds aflame to set the CAPTION right!

:kick: