gimmie some quick jokes to tell my friends tonight....

[bobbobbins]

make me laugh monkey boy

[chuckrocks]

1. lost boy

kid is lost in the mall. security guard asks if he's ok. the kid says i lost my grampa. so the guard says, what's he like?
the kid replies, jack daniels and chicks with big tits.

[Kenneth ken]

8. ooh

does this mean I might have a grandson?

[thoughtanarchist]

2. A guy walks into a bar and says...

Ouch!


ba dum bump
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Hey, no rotten fruit now!

[Kire]

3. this one seems to be getting laughs

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2184016

[bobbobbins]

4. i need big laughs here people

im tryin to impress the ladies

[Kire]

6. poo humor!!!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2184415#2184442

[AlCzervik]

9. if thats a porn site you're on

they only need your credit card number you know.

[bobbobbins]

10. my "friends" demand more...they're high class strippers

[Cadence]

5. O.k.

Bush and Cheney are sitting in a diner. The waitress walks up and says "Are you ready to order." Bush says "yes I am hon, can I have a quickie?" Cheney rolls his eyes and says "George, that's pronounced quiche."

[bobbobbins]

7. hehe, thats good, but it doesn't quite translate well in typing

[jbm]

11. a repub and a dem..

after the election. The repub says, "so now we can all make peace and get along". The dem says, "ok..I'll hug your elephant and you can kiss my :dem: "