The Spaceship Commander of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

" . . . and there are many hazards on the way to world peace, and it's not easy, it's like sailing in outer space where you gotta make sure you go in between the stars and not run into them, which we call a collision in our country. Why can't we just all get along, a philosopher once said while the police were beating him. World peace isn't as easy as pie. Or even as hard as writing this speech which I insisted I do all by myself to show I can think as good as Reagan's letters. World peace can be achieved in somebody's lifetime, like yours or mind. If the world wasn't already a democracy, we'd have to make it one . . . (blah, blah, blah)."

[Peachhead22]

1. W says:

"And then when Saddam sent 200 ninjas armed with swords dipped in anthrax I gave them a karate chop like this...what? Why you laughin' and rollin' your eyes like that? It's true. It's all true."

[cosmicdot]

2. W: why is it that wherever there are oil wells ...

... there are poor people except in South Land, Texas? Why do terra-ists hang out near oil wells? 'cept in Texas, of course ... I'm telling you, I saw a flag with 76 stars on it ... I know it was God telling me to conquer more oil wells so more of the world can be like Texas ... imagine if the world can live as one ... in peace and stuff ... I think it'll work ...

[XNASA]

3. Nice.

Especially the part about the flag with 76 starts. LOL!!

[skip fox]

4. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:

[VOX]

5. "Holy shit -- I see stars!!! Maybe I should cut back in the sauce..."

"NAH!"

:evilgrin:

[myomy]

6. Like I said in the campaign, right down the middle of the road,yessir

thatÕs where we headed.

[MrScorpio]

7. "Well, Folks. I'm going to cut right through the crap...

"and go dIrectly to the bullshit!!"

[Hubert Flottz]

8. "Say, did I ever tell you the one about the Thousand Points of ....

Bud Lite?"