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matcom

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Fri Dec-10-04 08:10 AM
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I Need Diversity Training!!!!!!!

I have this 'blanket theory' that all Republicans are ASSHOLES! :D

HELP!!

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NamVetsWeeLass

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Fri Dec-10-04 08:13 AM
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1. Now now, Matcom.... They aren't assholes...

They are Pregressively Challenged folk.... Nah, wait, You're right, they are assholes. Guess I am signed up for that class too. :evilgrin:

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Magrittes Pipe

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Fri Dec-10-04 08:20 AM
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2. I'll train you in diverse ways.

Electric shock, sleep deprivation, cat o' nine tails... you name it.

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matcom

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Fri Dec-10-04 08:26 AM
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3. how about

a peanut butter bath and some macadamia nuts?

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da_chimperor

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Fri Dec-10-04 08:28 AM
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4. Okay, I can't quite figure out how that would work

Edited on Fri Dec-10-04 08:28 AM by da_chimperor

but then again I don't know if I want to. How about replacing the peanut butter with chocolate pudding and the nuts with anchovies? :shrug:

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matcom

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Fri Dec-10-04 08:30 AM
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6. i'll compromise

change the pudding to Fluff and the anchovies to Lima Beans?

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da_chimperor

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Fri Dec-10-04 08:32 AM
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9. Lima beans! Gross. I'll throw you a bone

We'll keep the fluff, but replace the lima beans with overcooked brussel sprouts.

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matcom

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Fri Dec-10-04 08:32 AM
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10. with Fennel?

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da_chimperor

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Fri Dec-10-04 08:33 AM
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11. Yeah, why the hell not. Might as well add some wood glue.

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DS1

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Fri Dec-10-04 08:29 AM
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5. Some people are allergic to peanuts, you insensitive prick!

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matcom

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Fri Dec-10-04 08:30 AM
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8. FUCK THEM!

idiots

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Magrittes Pipe

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Fri Dec-10-04 08:30 AM
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7. I'll put you in a Skinner box.

I bet you didn't know that about him.

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underpants

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Fri Dec-10-04 08:36 AM
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12. Some things are known to be true

Oh I guess that wasn't very open minded of me.

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