Let's Talk About Matcom Behind His Back-He Is Too Busy Posting News

[StopTheMorans]

I hear that those pics of his pug may have been photoshopped, and that his pug has never even been to DC :shrug:

[terrya]

1. When is Matcom's avatar going to put on some pants?

I mean, sheesh. Enough already. :-)

[StopTheMorans]

2. I hear he paid off BigMcLargehuge so that he won't lock his threads

i mean, a naked ass is pretty damned close to a sex thread if you ask me...

[dolo amber]

3. I hear the pics of him

in a dress *weren't* photoshopped. :o

[StopTheMorans]

4. but i hear that the ones of him in that pair of grapesmugglers were

:wow:

[dolo amber]

5. matcom...in grapesmugglers...

thanks for that...now I can never close my eyes again. :cry:

[StopTheMorans]

8. sorry, would you prefer "banana hammock" or "nut hut"?

:shrug:

[BlueJazz]

6. I like him a lot but for God's sake, don't invite him to any parties.

He tends to drink way to much, tries to put the make on your girlfriend or wife, starts fights with the other guests, will go into your bedroom looking for something to steal (Oh..um..I was just trying to find the bathroom), spills drinks all over your new carpet, thinks it's "cool" to put your fine silverware down the garbage disposal (Damn...that makes some interesting sound!), and when he leaves..does "Wheelies" on your lawn and runs over your mailbox while screaming "Long live DU"......

[StopTheMorans]

7. oh trust me, i'm well aware of Matcom's "antics"

he tried to put the moves on a fake NYC cop at a DU gathering once; the man must be stopped!

[matcom]

9. HA!!

i'm facing you NOW!! :D

[StopTheMorans]

10. who is this? all i can see is a blank post

must be someone I have on ignore :evilgrin:

[matcom]

11. HA!! HA!!

i paid Skinner to ignore the ignore feature when it comes to my username :P

[sniffa]

12. he dipped his wang in your drink

whiLe you were in the mens' room.

we aLL had a good Laugh over it.

[StopTheMorans]

13. he must have had to get REALLY close to my drink if you know what im sayin

and the drink must have been really full too for things to be able to work out :evilgrin:

[matcom]

14. the bastard didn't provide a swizzle stick!

it was all i had really

[Champ]

15. Champ News is on top of the articles right now

3 articles in the last 15 minutes.

Still, Matcom is the Pro.

[StopTheMorans]

16. hey, don't put yourself down like that

you scooped matcomnews on the guy who planted pot in the sheriff's yard. word on the streets is that he was taking steroids for the past few years to improve his news-posting abilities, and now that BALCO has outed him, he's had to rely on his natural abilities alone, which has leveled the playing field...

[Champ]

17. lol

Hey I scoop him, he scoops me, it works both ways. :D

[StopTheMorans]

18. yeah, but at least you don't use controlled substances to enhance

your news-posting abilities :P

[Champ]

19. You're right

Should any articles he posted before today get an asterisk? :shrug:

[StopTheMorans]

20. that's an interesting thought; maybe we should ask Skinner and post

a thread in ATA?

[StopTheMorans]

21. I'm awaiting Skinner's answer as we speak

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=120&topic_id=26419&mesg_id=26419

[Champ]

22. LOL

I can't believe we've had a fellow DUer get caught up in a scandal. :silly:

[StopTheMorans]

23. well, at this point, we have no confessions, so he is "technically"

innocent. but, then again, so is barry bonds :evilgrin:

[Champ]

24. He was scooped again

He clearly is in a slump, I thought Matcom didn't need performance enhancers :cry:

[StopTheMorans]

25. it's the Yak in the closet of DU, noone wants to believe it

[Guaranteed]

26. Psssh...THAT guy, lemme tell ya...

Him and Kleeb. Frickin' WACKO!

Cuckoo! Cuckoo! :tinfoilhat:

[StopTheMorans]

27. yeah, I think that the mind-control waves might have gotten through

to Matcom; he's never wearing his tinfoil hat in any of the pictures i've seen of him :shrug:

[Guaranteed]

28. Either that or he needs to move up to sheet metal...

:P

[StopTheMorans]

29. "sheet-metal", BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:evilgrin: