Freeper claims to have Halley Berry/Beyonce type girlfriend

[Zuni]

To: esryle
I would like to see if this gets tried as a hate crime. In San Angelo, Texas hate crime legislation was applauded until the first people were charged with it. It was two black women who assaulted a white woman who was dating a black man. This did not go over very well in the black community who felt they should have been immune from such things.

This article strikes home in a way since I am dating a Beyonce/Halle Barry type Black woman. She is an MD and her twin sister is a lawyer. Niether one of them dated black men (the lawyer is married to a white guy).



13 posted on 12/10/2004 6:42:50 AM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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[russian33]

1. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

I'm sorry, that's just hysterical

[Zuni]

4. that was my reaction too

it was just too funny

[gollygee]

2. How can someone be a Beyonce type woman AND a Halle Berry type woman?

They're very different.

:shrug:

[Sweet Freedom]

8. They all look alike

Duh. :P

[SemiCharmedQuark]

9. No they're not, don't you know all them darkies are the same?

He might as well have said "one of those beyonce, halle berry, eva mendes, salma hayek type women"

[mac56]

12. That's like saying "a Lucy Lawless - Mia Farrow type".

Hunh?!

[KitchenWitch]

16. Or a Michelle Cho - Lucy Liu - Lisa Ling type woman!

[UdoKier]

20. My wide is Japanese, but I wouldn't know how to type her.

She's just who she is. She's petite, cute, funny and weird like her husband.

[Hello_Kitty]

3. As.If. n/t

[ClintonTyree]

5. An intelligent Black Woman........................

dating a freeper. There's a new one for Snopes.

[Zuni]

10. and a Beyonce/Halle berry type at that

[DeaconBlues]

6. Imagine for a moment that what this person says is true and he is dating

an African-American woman. Can you imagine what sort of life she has fraternizing with a freeper who posts crap like this? That relationship ain't going to last, unless she's into masochism.

[mac56]

7. in his dreams

nm

[Arkana]

11. BA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Only in his wet dreams, unfortunately.

[Dying Eagle]

13. LIARS

They all live in a fantasy world full of lying, God, I just want to jump in my comp and slap everyone of them, GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. Two words: Mom. Basement. (nt)

[Bertha Venation]

15. what kind of loser (freeper or otherwise) has to TYPE his girl this way?

PATHETIC. Poor woman.

[zbdent]

17. Well, it kinda makes sense - wasn't Halle Barry rumored to be suffering

from mental health issues? I'm not too sure about Beyonce, but it would explain why she's dating a freeper . . .

Now, the girlfriend probably LOOKS like Roseanne without the makeup wizards . . .

[UdoKier]

18. Is he defining her as such to show that she's hot?

Or is it just that he wants to clarify that she's a "high yellow heifer" and not some "dark nappy watusi" type?

There is a lot of animosity between lighter and darker African-Americans that is played up by white people who like to separate "the good ones" from "the bad ones" according to pigmentation and the amount of ghetto dialect a person uses.

I wouldn't be surprised if his girlfriend's address ends in ".com" and her real race is "virtual", but his comment struck me as racist by mentioning two well-known light-skinned performers.

[gollygee]

21. OOOOOH is *that* what he meant!

I was trying to figure out why he would choose those two very different women as a "type" - the best I'd come up with so far is that they're both pretty. But even then, it seems weird to place them together as a type.

[moggie]

22. Nailed!

I was thinking the same. His phraseology is rather strange unless it's code for "it's ok, guys, she's not very black". Halle Berry is mixed race; I don't know about Beyonce, but she's quite light-skinned. They're both undoubtedly hot, but if that's what he meant, he'd just say so.

[BiggJawn]

19. Bet his girlfriend's more a "Moms Mabley type"...

"Well, she COULD have looked like Beyonce once!!!"

[Champ]

23. Is that what they call black women? "Halley Berry/Beyonce" types

He couldn't of been talking about their appearence because they look completely different. So what is a Halle Berry/Beyonce type?

[UdoKier]

24. Light-skinned "high yellow heifer"

He's clarifying that he's got "one of the good ones".

He's a racist pos.

[Bridget Burke]

25. And she has a twin sister!

Bet he'll be sending a letter to Penthouse about some hot 3-way action. And, of course, all those letters are true!

[Zuni]

26. And they are a doctor and a laywer !

BTW---Penthouse letters are real!