okay, so is it against the law to kill the office b***h?

[Beer Snob-50]

she just left my office sternly telling me that a computer program i wrote was incorrect. i asked her to show me and she gave me a recap sheet instead that her dumb ass assistant did and she put numbers in the wrong fucking column. her bad!! she simply stormed out not even apoligizing for her error. i think she shall die!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. Looks like a job for the BOFH! (nt)

[ewagner]

2. That's what voodoo dolls are for

Used them regularly in my last job.......

[DBoon]

3. Have her spayed instead

This procedure usually improves a bitch's temperament

[jobycom]

4. If it wasn't, I'd be a widow.

From what my spouse's coworkers claim.

Ease off, man. Back down. Take a deep breath. Some people are their own worst punishment.

[Beer Snob-50]

6. you are right

but you know, she has been here forever and she lords her power over everyone!

[jobycom]

11. Took me a moment to realize

you were still talking about your problem and not mine :-)

[StopTheMorans]

5. i don't think so, but you may want to edit the "B" word out

people have been "a bit" touchy about that around here to say the least;) :nuke:

[mac56]

7. At our house, we use the phrase "Queen Girl".

Copped it from Lynda Barry.

[StopTheMorans]

8. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! it's so patronizing

:evilgrin:

[mac56]

10. that's why it works!

nm

[Bertha Venation]

9. A BEE-ITCH IS A DAWG, NOT A WOE-MAN! (that's a movie quote....)

Swoozie Kurtz in "The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom."

Swoozie was fantastic. So was Holly Hunter.

[Beer Snob-50]

12. i apoligize to all

for using that derogatory term. mea culpa, mea culpa

[cheezus]

17. christ, why?

that's what you meant and that's what she is...

[Aiptasia]

13. Hang a chickenfoot on your door/cubicle

It wards off evil spirits.

I had the MOAB (mother of all bitches) as my boss (Broker-in-Charge) for two and a half years at my former company (i'm in real estate) who did everything in her bitchy power to force me to leave. I had the nerve to buy my own toll free number service so she couldn't pick off my phone calls and feed them to other realtors in my office, and I wouldn't share my database of homeowners with her because they were up-to-date and far superior to the county tax rolls.

Anyway, she was a 'C' word with a capital 'C.' I had to stick around for two and a half years under that woman's scorn until a commercial transaction was finalized and all monies were paid. Had I have walked, she would have kept all of my commission (a sizeable amount, I brokered the deal on an oceanfront condo building). Penny wise and pound foolish, she'd charge for every copy, fax, piece of stationary, postage and phone call you made, so I decided I could do it cheaper, and did it all myself. I created a mini-office within her office, and that insensed her to no end.

Anyway, she hated any realtor that she couldn't personally make or break and had an ego like none i've ever seen. I've never met a more controlling person in my life, nor worked for someone with no business management skills whatsoever. She had a high school diploma and married into money (now divorced), and considered herself a town socialite. She would get into screaming matches with her own office staff, talk about realtors behind their backs at sales meetings, just a generally pathetic and mean person.

I walked out of her company and took the #1 sales team in TWO states (our region, the Carolinas) with me, to one of her competitors. She never once tried to convince me to stay with her company, and let me and my office staff walk right out the door.

I'm so glad. I've turned her #1 sales office into the #4 sales office by me leaving, and my new office into the #1 sales office in both carolinas for the past two years.

It's so nice to have a broker in charge that actually asks you what he can to to make you more successful.

[paula777]

16. Wow, she sounds pathetic & as for you, success is the best revenge!

[KurtNYC]

18. Love the real estate battle stories

I was with Fred Sands in Los Angeles when Jon Douglas started up and looted some of Fred's best agents. Legendary.

[warrens]

14. Nope, tell the judge I said it was alright

No jury would convict anyway.

[AlCzervik]

15. If nobody sees you and you leave no evidence then nothing happened.