The Muskrat Convention of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

"I promised I won't tamper with Social Security and I won't. It's as simple as that. Well, when you get old enough, you'll have to register . . . for like Social Security and . . . well, just one little new thing. . .. You'll have to sign up for the army. . . . I mean, why should all the young guys get killed . . . cause they gotta earn money and put it into Social Security and if the old people are fighting we could afford to lose more . . . cause then they won't need Social Security! . . . Am I brilliant or what?"

[SheepyMcSheepster]

1. "......and then he sat her in my lap....."

".....and had me start making motions like this......that is how i learned how OBGYNs practice their love for women......true story"

[MatrixEscape]

2. "Who ... who brought me all these fuzzy slippers? I was hankering

for a 'nanna this big! Hunger is hard work ... very hard."

[Zuni]

3. Addressing a meeting of Miniature British Royal Horse Guards

[alexisfree]

7. lol

[Zuni]

4. "Does anyone have a pipe cleaner for the Presidential Bong?"

[MisterP]

5. my fellow Daleks...

they look different, but remind me nonetheless

[alexisfree]

6. wtf...!!

--idiots! you forgot the "one question rule"

[skip fox]

8. "Who's the leader of our band

for all our com-pany?
M - I -C . . .
See you real soon . . .
K -E- Y . . .
Why? Because we like you . . .
M -O- U - S - E"

:toast:

[Crankie Avalon]

9. "A complete set...

...of feather-duster/anal-buster dildoes for Christmas??? You shouldn't have! God bless us, everyone!!!"

[BringEmOn]

10. No, I asked for a penis warmer this long...

...now that I have this political capital to spend.