Damn. The Lounge could really use an nice enema today.

[DS1]

Nothing but stupid shit everywhere.

[meegbear]

1. Go to town

[dolo amber]

2. A tabasco enema?

:P

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. Reading that sentence HURT. Damn you. (nt)

[DS1]

15. Is that how you got it in your eye?

The old peering into to the nozzle while wondering where the water is trick?

[JimmyJazz]

3. Feel free to post something incredibly insightful and intellectual -

so they can still turn it into a sex thread :7

[Dora]

4. and that's different... how?

I love the Lounge, but this whole week has been more vacuous than usual. I've actually been able to get some work done.

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. Really, is there any other kind?

Have you ever heard of a "bad" enema?

[DS1]

7. Well, there was that time I slipped near the shotgun case

:shrug:

[redqueen]

8. Riiiiiiiiight.

Sure... that's how it happened.

:eyes:

[tigereye]

31. you need to get out more, dear

;)

[matcom]

9. FUCK OFF

stupid-head :D

[DS1]

11. bahaahah

keep em coming

[TheKingInYellow]

10. oh I get it.

if we're not discussing the historical and social relevance of Derrida 24/7, we're stupid. Nice of you to contribute this particular insightful thread to the intellectual discourse of the lounge :eyes:

[DS1]

13. Greetings, O Likely Sockpuppet!

Wood

Tits

Knockers

har de freakin har

[TheKingInYellow]

14. don't forget ENEMAS!!!

comic gold, that. On edit, what exactly do you mean by sockpuppet? Just because I have 5 posts? I had to make another account since my password change isn't letting me login. But it's illuminating to know how newbies feel...

[DS1]

16. Precisely

:-)

[TheKingInYellow]

17. nice Family Guy avatar, BTW

no sarcasm. I love Family Guy. Monkey from Chris' closet right?

[DS1]

20. Close

He's just an evil monkey, shows up wherever he likes. Hides behind doors and point fingers. Can't imagine why I'd be attracted to that avatar :-)

[Runcible Spoon]

22. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't call my friend a troll.

Perhaps you'd like to reorient yourself with posting rules:

"Do not publicly accuse another member of this message board of being a disruptor, troll, conservative, Republican, or FReeper. Do not try to come up with cute ways of skirting around the spirit of this rule. If you think someone is a disruptor, click the "Alert" link below their post so the moderators can deal with it. Unfortunately, it has become all too common for members of this message board to label anyone with a slightly different point of view as a disruptor. We disapprove of this behavior because its intent is to stifle discussion, enforce a particular "party line," and pre-emptively label a particular point of view as inappropriate or unwelcome. This makes thoughtful and open debate virtually impossible"

He lost his fucking password. sheesh.

[DS1]

24. Perhaps you don't know the difference between a troll and a sockpuppet

Sockpuppets aren't against the rules, ergo they don't apply to the rule you posted above.

[Runcible Spoon]

26. I've seen the term used interchangeably.

the main point, semactics aside, is the characterization of disruption.

[tigereye]

33. trolls don't usually reference Derrida, DS1

not from what I have seen.

[DS1]

37. again, I didn't say troll

I said sockpuppet. I can't help but wonder what happens to reading comprehension on Friday nights.

[tigereye]

39. it surely doesn't lose it's sense of humor, now does it?

;)

[donheld]

21. Welcome to DU

:hi: Sorry we had to meet in the enema line. :eyes:

[tigereye]

32. where are the people discussing Derrida

where? And Lacan? where are they? :)

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

12. Did someone order a grande coffee enema?

[Name removed]

18. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[TheKingInYellow]

19. MY EYES!

paging McLargeMcHuge! HELLLLP! eh, I'm not gonna alert on ya! :)

[Crunchy Frog]

23. I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me.

This place is having an unsavory impact on me.:evilfrown:

[frictionlessO]

36. Oh wow the gods are most certainly asleep tonight! Nothing

wrong with a braceing saltwater enema, but the people that do the coffee ones!! What. Are. You. Thinking.???

I also knew a guy who said he'd do a beet enema as well... is that wrong?

[Terran]

25. Funny. Are you new here?

Just kiddin'. So what elese is new?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

27. Yeah no shit - what of it?

[terrya]

28. So can I.

I need something up my ass....

T

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

29. so uh....Terry.......what you doin tonight?

:evilgrin:

[terrya]

30. Don't tease me...not after last time, CStT...

I'm warning you. :-)

T

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

38. All right boo

We're too far away for that stuff anyway :)

[terrya]

40. That's true!

But the thought is nice. :-)

[Kat45]

34. Are you the Illinois Enema Bandit?

Someone stole my enema.

[DS1]

35. The next time you wake up and find yourself the main component

of a turd fountain, you think of me, baby!

/Illinois Enema Bandit