Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!

[Gothic Sponge]

[Phillycat]

1. My church, it does.

:evilgrin:

[redqueen]

2. Yes, it does.

[UCLA Dem]

3. and that sign embodies the whole reason that I don't go to church.

[hlthe2b]

29. Ahh, come on... I think it is funny! Undoubtedly meant to get

a rise (pardon the pun) from a younger audience. And, that it is for a Catholic Church makes me think it might just be one with a more enlightened atmosphere. Geez... come on folks... Religion need not be the dark enemy!

[ContraBass Black]

4. Is that intended to sound sexual?

[Tweed]

Yes, it's one of those 'clever' and 'witty' signs Protestant Churches have

[dr.strangelove]

10. Except this one's on a Catholic Church

[Tweed]

18. Oh dear, they've gone over to the dark side

That's one of the most classless things I've seen a Catholic Church do in ages.

[Tafiti]

9. I thought that, too!

Although I'm not sure that was the intention. Yet it doesn't really make sense any other way.

[ContraBass Black]

26. It says STAYING in bed.

If not for that, it would be definite, but that wording suggests refusing to get up rather than good sex.

[mcscajun]

5. All I want is the freedom to worship in my own way...

...and at the altar of my own choosing. O8)

[catbert836]

6. LOL!!!!

Hee hee.

[babylonsister]

7. Tooooo funny! nt

[dr.strangelove]

8. I had a "religious experience" in bed last sunday

There was plenty of "Oh gods" being thrown around.
This is my way of keeping holy the sabath.

[gollygee]

11. HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh that's so funny I have tears running down my face!!

[The Backlash Cometh]

12. Honey, these days going to church doesn't constitute going to

church.

[fryguy]

13. well if you're not alone in bed shouting "oh god"

it may surely constitute being on your way to heaven

:evilgrin:

[Guaranteed]

14. Yelling that on the toilet doesn't count as it, either.

Or on a rollercoaster.

Or in a house.

Or with a mouse.

Or here or there.

Or anywhere.

It is not, is not going to church, not even if it's with Thora Birch.

[Guaranteed]

20. ..........

:shrug:

[petronius]

21. Not even with a fox?

or in a box?
or if you're wearing matching socks?

[liberalhistorian]

15. ROFLMAO!

And what's really funny is that they probably have no idea of the double entendre that makes that so damned funny!

[Trajan]

16. From Gibbon's 'Decline and Fall .. '

About Cyril of Alexandria ...

http://www.ccel.org/g/gibbon/decline/volume2/chap47.htm#Cyril

....

Cyril incited the murder of Hypatia by a mob of monks .... a vicious crime by any account ....

Nice fella ...

[mongo]

17. Damn! There goes my Sunday morning routine.... n/t

[Not_Giving_Up]

19. I don't have a picture, but on my way home for lunch I saw a sign

in front of a church that said:

"Dusty Bibles Make for Dirty Lives", then something about coming in and cleaning up.

Maybe this is what's wrong with all those pervert repukes...they just need to dust off their Bibles!

[Left Is Write]

22. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now that's a joke I can appreciate.

[Not_Giving_Up]

28. Then there's

"Seven days without Christ makes one weak"....Seen that one too many times to count

About a year ago, I saw a sign that said "Come to church or I'll make rush hour longer - God" (Okie dokie)

And, from years ago....South Carolina was proposing a lottery...saw a church sign that said "Jesus would vote no"

Of course he would...the only decent schools around were the private (church affiliated) ones...the public school system stunk!

[dean_dem]

23. A church sign I once saw....

"CH CH
What's missing from Church? UR"

*slaps forehead*

[2bfree]

24. That is funny!

Love it!

[Mojambo]

25. It's better than staying in bed and shouting, "Oh Dog! Oh Dog! Oh..."

[alexisfree]

27. Very subliminal.. .....

don't do it too laud the repuke neighbor upstairs will hear me... x(