The Avon Lady joke

[radfringe]

The Avon Lady

An Avon lady  was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart.    She promptly reached  into her bag and sprayed the air with an Avon Pine-Scented  deodorizer.

Two floors later, a gentleman got on  the elevator. He began to sniff, and the Avon lady asked, "Do you smell  something?"

Well, yes I do," he replied.

What does it smell  like?" she asked,

The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it  kind of smells like someone shit under a Christmas tree".

[freeplessinseattle]

1. lol! reminds in an indirect way of my ex who would stink up

the bathroom right before we had company, it seems. I used to politely ask him to please use the air freshner that is handy on the top of the tank, but only asked this when we had company b/c, well, I didn't want them to think it moi;) anyway, he claimed that he didn't stink up the bathroom, somehow he was so perfect that even "his shit doesn't stink", lol. betcha * thinks he's above emitting unpleasant odors, too.

[The empressof all]

3. I know it's sexist but.....

My daughter and I are under the belief that our bodily odors smell like roses. The dogs and my husband well.... that's another story.

[Jessica]

2. LOL! ... I hate when people use my perfume to cover up

their *stink* in my bathroom. Because I always think of poo when I put on my perfume! Yuck.

[tjdee]

4. Oust is the answer!

Air freshener just adds smell to the air.

Oust actually eliminates them. And then adds its smell to the air.
:silly:

[Left Is Write]

5. "Aire freshener just adds smell to the air."

Exactly! Which is fine if I specifically want to scent the air, but it definitely doesn't work to ELIMINATE odors already there. It just mingles with the yucky smell and forever ruins for me the scent of the air freshener itself.

If my husband stinks up the bathroom, he opens a window, winter or summer.

[Steven_S]

6. My wife's an Avon lady....

I printed it out all nice and left it for her.

She got a real kick out of it.

Thanks radfringe! :)