Praze be!! I feel myself bein' pulled toward the great blinding light of

[Ron Green]

the Club that dare not speak Its name. Will somebody hep me?

[Runcible Spoon]

1. ok. do it quick. I'll say three words, you type 3 more..

we'll make a stupid story.

OK here goes:

I went outside-

[Ron Green]

3. And looked up....

[Runcible Spoon]

4. at my neighbor

eom

[BeHereNow]

7. and saw a giant dog

glowing in the sky, he lifted his leg and...

[norml]

2. Oh Blinding Light!

Oh blinding light! The light that blinds! I cannot see! Look out for me!

[Ron Green]

5. O Cousin Leroy! Are you at your organ again? Gracious, this is the Big

One!!!! I'm in the Club!

[Runcible Spoon]

6. praze jeebus he HAS ARRIVED!

:evilgrin:

[Ron Green]

8. O, but Friends, now I am sore afraid....because I thought I would be

somehow transformed by Happiness and Serenity, and I find myself in the same cauldron of Fear.... is this the Club? Where is Pat?

[Runcible Spoon]

9. Pat is here!

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[Ron Green]

10. I think he's pretty much 24/7 now with the Weight Loss program, right?

This seems a bit like money changers in the Temple, if you ask me.

And you should ask me, an official member of the Club.

[Runcible Spoon]

11. are you blasheming your mentor?

wow now I've seen it all! Paging Pontius Pilate....

[Ron Green]

12. You can have this fabulous Weight Loss Program for only......

30 pieces of silver!!